Today, I received in the mail a hockey puck autographed by recent hall of fame addition Steve Yzerman. When asked, I had to explain to my 4 year old brother that someone famous had written his name on it. Later, I discovered that my brother decided it needed his name on it too. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to a hockey game. While warm-ups were happening, my favourite player pointed at me and tossed me a puck. It bounced off my hand into another girl's, who was a fan of the other team. She refused to give it back, then walked away and said, "I can't wait to sell this on eBay." FML
Today, my little brother learned to write his name. How did he tell the family? By writing it in permanent marker all over my 100 year old piano. FML
Today, my dad gave me a football signed by my favourite football player. It would've been great, except that I saw my dad sign it in front of me. The worst part is that he denies doing it. FML
Today, my father came back from a business trip in Canada. He handed me an "I Love Canada" pen. He brought back an Xbox 360 for my younger brother. FML
Today, I was at the Kings Avalanche game in Denver. Anže Kopitar scored a hat trick and people threw hats in. Someone ripped my own hat off my head and tossed it on the ice. It was a gift from my dead grandparents with my name stitched onto it. I’ve had it for 15 years. FML
Today, I went down to my grandparents' house to spend some time with them. I was in the guest room when I noticed a box in the corner of the closet labelled "Crap". I opened up the box to see my Dad's John Elway Autographed Football in it. I got it for him for Christmas, it cost me $600. FML
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
Today, someone asked for my autograph at the mall. Flattered, I signed their notebook and even posed for a selfie. Later I found out they'd thought I was some weird nerdy guy from TikTok. I’m not on TikTok. FML
Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML
Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML
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mich23 10
well the price for that just dropped unless your bro becomes famous
amstillives 0
Never let young kids play with valuables. Go take a lap..
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HRaeH 0
If it's in permanent markert, use rubbing alcohol and Q-Tips to rub your bro's name off. BUT DON'T TOUCH THE PLAYER'S NAME. Works every time.
fxdxhk90 0
That really sucks. I don't care about hockey, but that puck just lost a ton of value. You may want to take it to an autograph dealer to have it evaluated.
xxXChiiXxx 2
SAME.
littlemisslee 0
NOOO!! NOT A YZERMAN!! Damn damn damn!! GO WINGS!
coldplaylive2003 0
Nail polish remover takes anything off
Lonely_Lez 0
No one messes with Amy Lee autographs! That's just unforgivable.
qbak 0
After 50 years when you look at it I promise you you would cherish your brothers signature more than this guys. if you love him.
prettyboy82 0
The younger brother did something BRATTY, he messed with something that was not his, and "ruined" his older brother SIGNED hockey puck, maybe it can be fixed, maybe it can't. He shouldn't have messed with it, it wasn't CUTE! Not everything small kids do is cute. Most of the ones that get posted here are funny, but this was just kind of BRATTY to me. Maybe people shouldn't value things like autographs and mementos, but me do and when someone else messes them up unless 100% accidental the owner of ruined object HAS the right to be upset or mad at WHOEVER did it, regardless of if it was a child or adult. You can't say that ONE person's autograph should be valued more to one person over another, ie AMY LEE. To some she is nobody, and to others she is the greatest, just like any other famous or semi-famous person. And to those saying he will cherish it in 50 years if he "loves him" or "family first", come on, We are allowed to have POSSESSIONS that we value, and have the right to expect others to respect them, and still love our family. And besides, NOT EVERYONE has a sense of family that is strong.
Sadface590172 0
THANK you...
rxrxrx 0
Hah I think this is really cute. I know, the Captain is awesome and I think it's cool that you have the puck and all but personally I am just not all about autographs.
cityofchamps09 0
that sucks!!! I have a signed marc- Andre fleury puck and I don't let ANYONE TOUCH IT!!!!! half and half cuz it shouldn't have been in the reach of your bro anyways. :P