Today, I received in the mail a hockey puck autographed by recent hall of fame addition Steve Yzerman. When asked, I had to explain to my 4 year old brother that someone famous had written his name on it. Later, I discovered that my brother decided it needed his name on it too. FML
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Today, I went to a hockey game. While warm-ups were happening, my favourite player pointed at me and tossed me a puck. It bounced off my hand into another girl's, who was a fan of the other team. She refused to give it back, then walked away and said, "I can't wait to sell this on eBay." FML
Today, my little brother learned to write his name. How did he tell the family? By writing it in permanent marker all over my 100 year old piano. FML
Today, my dad gave me a football signed by my favourite football player. It would've been great, except that I saw my dad sign it in front of me. The worst part is that he denies doing it. FML
Today, my father came back from a business trip in Canada. He handed me an "I Love Canada" pen. He brought back an Xbox 360 for my younger brother. FML
Today, I was at the Kings Avalanche game in Denver. Anže Kopitar scored a hat trick and people threw hats in. Someone ripped my own hat off my head and tossed it on the ice. It was a gift from my dead grandparents with my name stitched onto it. I’ve had it for 15 years. FML
Today, I went down to my grandparents' house to spend some time with them. I was in the guest room when I noticed a box in the corner of the closet labelled "Crap". I opened up the box to see my Dad's John Elway Autographed Football in it. I got it for him for Christmas, it cost me $600. FML
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
Today, someone asked for my autograph at the mall. Flattered, I signed their notebook and even posed for a selfie. Later I found out they'd thought I was some weird nerdy guy from TikTok. I’m not on TikTok. FML
Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML
Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML
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mich23 10
well the price for that just dropped unless your bro becomes famous
amstillives 0
Never let young kids play with valuables. Go take a lap..
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tealelephant 0
next time put it up and/or hide it. little kids will play with everything they get their hands on. Especially if it's during the writing phase. YDI.
seanooi 1
if he was my brother I'd smack him upside down
MsTs1 0
who cares, its a fake anyway
natividales 0
actually.. that was kinda adorable
philosopher 0
To all of you who say it's cute, think of a prized possession of yours right now... I just broke it and pissed on the remains. Cute, huh?
FuckYourFuckingL_fml 5
******* right *high five*
shmaller 0
You truly are a philosopher.
xrinny 0
Ooh, sucks. Want me to get a new one for you? My uncle is friends with Yzerman. XD Him & my uncle have vacation homes in Muskoka, Ontario. *Laughs*
IExist121 0
LOL I approved this. Sorry, dude.
hanset13 0
Well what if it brother becomes faamos one day u can say ur the first 1 2 get his autogragh
ImTheAlpha 30
The autograph wouldn't be worth anything, because if taken to someone whø specializes in autographs, the autograph guy would just laugh because a child's signature is different than an adult's.
iSushix 0
Aha. That would suckkk. I love hockey. I'd kill my brother. D:
Chaoleo 0
Er, maybe you can scratch it off... maybe