Puck my life

By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 19:54 - Canada - Burlington

Today, I went to a hockey game. While warm-ups were happening, my favourite player pointed at me and tossed me a puck. It bounced off my hand into another girl's, who was a fan of the other team. She refused to give it back, then walked away and said, "I can't wait to sell this on eBay." FML
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Zoldyck 17

I can't stand greedy people like that. I hope a frisbee flies into her face the next day.

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fariss 14

Tell her this " give it back or ill puck you up real bad, motherpucker"

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NopaDo 17

Holy shit man, sorry :C people can be real asses sometimes.

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Zoldyck 17

I can't stand greedy people like that. I hope a frisbee flies into her face the next day.

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Lalala579121 27

That'd be almost like what happened to the fan who heckled a player for getting a cut on his nose. Later that same game a puck went into the stands and hit him in the face.

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fuckedPriceless 17

all it takes is one punch and the puck would have been mine again

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tac0609 13

I'm sure something like that will happen. Karma's a bitch

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jerzjay 17

Should have laid off of the popcorn op

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JayRod17 12

@14 it's relevant like butter fingers, made it slip, get it?

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Jared900DUmpling 30

Either way that was a really stupid joke. Especially since it had to be explained

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phreaker913 21

i got it #3. good joke. haters gonna hate

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queencabello 19

Just because you didn't get the joke doesn't mean it's stupid. It's common sense.

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ProximityToDeath 20

That sounds like me, I couldn't catch to save my life.

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meg13rocks 26

People are so greedy at popular sport events. One time my mom got hit in the head by a foul ball, and the man who caught it refused to give it to her.

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fariss 14

Tell her this " give it back or ill puck you up real bad, motherpucker"

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McDerp 11

Lol, I love puns, but seriously op that really sucks. I hope she gets all flats half an hour out of town.

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604 11

Win the auction! Then you'll get her address for sending payment and you can plot your sweet revenge.

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llamingo 8

I like the way you think

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NopaDo 17

Now what I want to know is how the puck bounced out of OP's hands, hey are usually pretty heavy so I can't imagine they'd flop so easily.

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604 11

Do you even science? It's basic physics foo'! Baseballs are also rather solid, they still manage to bounce off gloves. Heck even bullets ricochet. Dafuq's wrong with you?

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SPN_lover666 27

A hockey puck can bounce off of a persons hand quite easily. I take it you have never watched baseball? The baseball is quite heavy, but can bounce off a players glove.

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NopaDo 17

My bad, had just woken up at 1 AM and posted this without thinking, this is why I should wake up before commenting I suppose.

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taywuhsaurusrex 19

Since it's Toronto, my guess would be Leafs, or the Marlies. Preseason hasn't started yet though I think, so my guess is this is an old thing recently posted and the other team could have been anyone.

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