Today, I received in the mail a hockey puck autographed by recent hall of fame addition Steve Yzerman. When asked, I had to explain to my 4 year old brother that someone famous had written his name on it. Later, I discovered that my brother decided it needed his name on it too. FML
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Today, I went to a hockey game. While warm-ups were happening, my favourite player pointed at me and tossed me a puck. It bounced off my hand into another girl's, who was a fan of the other team. She refused to give it back, then walked away and said, "I can't wait to sell this on eBay." FML
Today, my little brother learned to write his name. How did he tell the family? By writing it in permanent marker all over my 100 year old piano. FML
Today, my dad gave me a football signed by my favourite football player. It would've been great, except that I saw my dad sign it in front of me. The worst part is that he denies doing it. FML
Today, my father came back from a business trip in Canada. He handed me an "I Love Canada" pen. He brought back an Xbox 360 for my younger brother. FML
Today, I was at the Kings Avalanche game in Denver. Anže Kopitar scored a hat trick and people threw hats in. Someone ripped my own hat off my head and tossed it on the ice. It was a gift from my dead grandparents with my name stitched onto it. I’ve had it for 15 years. FML
Today, I went down to my grandparents' house to spend some time with them. I was in the guest room when I noticed a box in the corner of the closet labelled "Crap". I opened up the box to see my Dad's John Elway Autographed Football in it. I got it for him for Christmas, it cost me $600. FML
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
Today, someone asked for my autograph at the mall. Flattered, I signed their notebook and even posed for a selfie. Later I found out they'd thought I was some weird nerdy guy from TikTok. I’m not on TikTok. FML
Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML
Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML
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mich23 10
well the price for that just dropped unless your bro becomes famous
amstillives 0
Never let young kids play with valuables. Go take a lap..
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Comments (98)
AKBO47 0
FYL BIG TIME
tchaikovsky93 0
Hahahaha awww
idiotbox44 5
dude smack ur bro around for that
dawg92746 3
Ydi for liking hockey. Go with a real sport, football. And I'm not talking about that soccer crap either, real legit football.
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
**** you hockey is awesome.
linda_stone 13
You're a ******* idiot, you know that? :) It's just funny how stupid you are! Moron.
ImTheAlpha 30
Football is just a bunch of sweaty guys running around and practically buttfucking each other in between chasing a ball.
Sigh907 10
Ouch... Wings fan here, find a good place to bury your brother, when asked if you've seen him, reply: I dunno.
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Wings FTW!!!! Yzerman rocks!!!!! Gooooooo Wings!!!!!!
moodyreallyrocks 27
I actually did the exact same thing to my older brother, when I was a wee lad, so I know how you feel mate!!!!
ZeroIce 12
Red Wings :3
ImTheAlpha 30
To people whø say it will be worth more if his brother is famous: It won't. An adult signature is different from the sloppy scribbles of a 4-year old. Anyone whø inspects the item, will know it's not his adult signature, and that the item is too old for him to have been famous. They would dismiss it as the little bro just writing on something he wasn't supposed to. OP- Normally I frown upon spanking, but that really called for it.
Macrz 2
That sucks man, I still remember going to Yzerman's games at Joe Louis Arena good times ;) FYL for sure!