Today, I received in the mail a hockey puck autographed by recent hall of fame addition Steve Yzerman. When asked, I had to explain to my 4 year old brother that someone famous had written his name on it. Later, I discovered that my brother decided it needed his name on it too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a hockey game. While warm-ups were happening, my favourite player pointed at me and tossed me a puck. It bounced off my hand into another girl's, who was a fan of the other team. She refused to give it back, then walked away and said, "I can't wait to sell this on eBay." FML
Today, my little brother learned to write his name. How did he tell the family? By writing it in permanent marker all over my 100 year old piano. FML
Today, my dad gave me a football signed by my favourite football player. It would've been great, except that I saw my dad sign it in front of me. The worst part is that he denies doing it. FML
Today, my father came back from a business trip in Canada. He handed me an "I Love Canada" pen. He brought back an Xbox 360 for my younger brother. FML
Today, I was at the Kings Avalanche game in Denver. Anže Kopitar scored a hat trick and people threw hats in. Someone ripped my own hat off my head and tossed it on the ice. It was a gift from my dead grandparents with my name stitched onto it. I’ve had it for 15 years. FML
Today, I went down to my grandparents' house to spend some time with them. I was in the guest room when I noticed a box in the corner of the closet labelled "Crap". I opened up the box to see my Dad's John Elway Autographed Football in it. I got it for him for Christmas, it cost me $600. FML
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
Today, someone asked for my autograph at the mall. Flattered, I signed their notebook and even posed for a selfie. Later I found out they'd thought I was some weird nerdy guy from TikTok. I’m not on TikTok. FML
Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML
Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML
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mich23 10
well the price for that just dropped unless your bro becomes famous
amstillives 0
Never let young kids play with valuables. Go take a lap..
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richecker 0
Just get your brother in a junior hockey league. Make sure he practices everyday. When he finally gets to the NHL and succeeds, you will now have a hockey puck that is not ruined.
youngster3956 0
Hey i have much sympathy for you. That really sucks. I have a Gretzky puck, and if that happened to me I'd probably wanna kill the little monster.
shadow_duv 0
one of the many reasons I don't like younger siblings, thank god I don't have any
tgd4444 9
you might as well sign it too!
alwaysalady 0
I can see where he;d get hte idea. We flushed a dead fish down the toilet once, and my brother, also 4 at the time asked why. My mom told him tha the fish had gotten sick so they had to take him out of the other other fish so they wouldn't get sick too. We later found our bathroom flooded, and a small car with out any wheels proved to be the source of the flood. Apparently, he didn't want to make the rest of his toys sick, too.
CapriceClassic 0
That is too adorable for words! Besides that, how do you know your little brother isn't famous in the making. ; )
Atticus31 0
Stevie Y is my effing hero... I would probably punch him or just go cry in my room and punch a pillow but I'd pretend it was his head dammit! :P
happygoluckyhh 0
If he didn't sign it on the autograph, then relax. You should have explained it to him better.
wut_fml 0
I would be so pissed. Stevie Y is ******* awesome. You should have put it somewhere you brother couldn't get it.
yaintime21 0
That sucks. But you can probably get it off.