Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If you ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage your face." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the only card I got for Valentine's Day was in my mother's handwriting, and she posted it through the front door herself. She still won't admit it's from her. FML
Today, I got an early Valentine's day card. My boyfriend and I recently broke up, and my hopes shot up thinking it might be from him. It wasn't. It was from my parents. FML
Today, I got a reply to my Valentine's Day card that I sent to my girlfriend. I'll get the address right next time because her neighbor is really creeping me out now. FML
Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I went out and made build-a-bears that looked like my daughter and her new boyfriend. It turns out she had been insisting that I didn't for a good reason; upon sight of his, her boyfriend screamed and fled the house. Turns out he was nearly mauled to death by a bear. FML
Today, someone thought it would be funny to steal the precious stuffed bear I've had since childhood and leave a ransom note in its place. FML
Today, I sent a guy in my English class a rose. He's kind of an outcast, so I though it would be a nice gesture. I asked him later how his day was going and he said, "Good. I got a rose this morning, but I could tell it was from a guy. The handwriting was awful." FML
Today, I had an art class with my girlfriend. The teacher assigned "anti-cards", or cards for unusual or bad occasions. My girlfriend decided to make a "break-up" card, and I helped her write the poem inside it. After class, she gave it to me. FML
Today, we wrote Valentine's Day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurts to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML
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ambowew 7
Feel special, he cho-cho-chose you!
neal001 0
Hey, feel special. At least someone likes you.
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Comments (276)
coldashell 23
He may be weird but at least he has the balls to tell you.
Jannettecooks 1
Send him a valentine back thanking him for being so sweet and that it's nice to have a friend like him. That way your nice (so when he blows up the school he'll warn ya) and you're still putting the friend thing out there.
anton4223 3
Friend zoning D;
travix123 4
*you're
alexh15 13
See? Even the wierd kid cares about you! :) be grateful. Or else h might just blow up the school with u in it! :P
Pudagiah 12
Your response? "If you ever get a girlfriend I hope she doesn't kill you"
takenover 15
Hmmm...well, it's a Valentine's card. Not sure why he chose to say that, I mean seriously. But yeah, maybe that's his way of saying he likes you. I hope that isn't though.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
"... weirdest kid in my school" doesn't answer why he would write that? The guy is freaky.
drawmesunshine 17
23, you used a whole lot of words to say absolutely nothing.
takenover 15
Thank you! It was a delight to do so. :D
fmessiah 19
You must have a very pretty face to look down upon your peer so contemptibly. The funny thing is, if you make it into college, by that time you will be 'over' the guys you normally date and the 'weird' people will suddenly seem so much interesting.
MandyMeow_fml 18
Even though you think he's the weirdest kid in school, it still was really nice of him to make you a card..
Donniehw 5
Your eyes are amazing!!! I feel like your looking into my soul... Your very pretty and nice too :) just thought I'd let you know... And if you ever get mauled by a bear... I hope your face is ok :)
MandyMeow_fml 18
Aww well thank you! That was very sweet of you to say! :) I hope I never get mauled by a bear though.. Aha
JenniferTheDark 0
That's adorable! I need to know where he made those :)
MoogleSam 8
It may be a weird way to say it but I think that was the only way he could think of to say, 'Your face is pretty'.
drokls05 9
It was on iFunny and it went on to say how cute the face is... Not original at all