Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML
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Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML
Today, I got a letter from the state that I'm being divorced. I've never been married. FML
Today, I got a call from my parents' divorce lawyer. When I answered the phone, she thought I was my mother and told me the details about my parent's divorce. I'm a 13-year-old boy who sounds like a woman and just learned that my parents are separating. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, my husband is hurt and upset that our daughter legally changed her name the day she turned 18. I had to ask him, as nicely as I could, what the hell he expected when he named her Lisa and her last name is Simpson. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
Today, I took my 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requested. When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, my daughter said, "How do you know my name?" The teller just looked at her and held up her birth certificate. I raised a nitwit. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
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jonnygw 4
dad, there's something i have to tell you...
SkoomaKi 28
I think it's time for a talk with your " daughter".
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Comments (226)
Aliluv141 3
They did that to me when I was getting a car. .... We seem to magically get sex changes.
nvo 6
How can you be so out of touch that you didn't notice ... anything? Time to start listening to your child. It's not too late to reach out and be there for her/him
ColdplaySucks 18
Did you drop her (him) when she (he) was little?
PinkFun1969 9
Someone just has to be playing a joke. a coworker perhaps?
GovernorGeneral 8
^ ya like dropping her would make the girl grow a penis at puberty -.-
TomPusslicker 21
No, i think he's right.....'studies' show that dropping an infant can alter their gender.... i was actually born a girl, but i cried too much, and my mom shook me to quiet me down....and a penis fell out.
chengy4191 7
Your from India..... That should explain everything.....
TheNewGuy03 29
So, like New Year's in Times Square, her balls finally dropped. Took her long enough, though. |the kid|
HermanPE 2
dude u nd to have a chat with ur kid.
TonyIsMyDog 2
The OP is the dad. Pay attention.