Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML
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Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML
Today, I got a letter from the state that I'm being divorced. I've never been married. FML
Today, I got a call from my parents' divorce lawyer. When I answered the phone, she thought I was my mother and told me the details about my parent's divorce. I'm a 13-year-old boy who sounds like a woman and just learned that my parents are separating. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, my husband is hurt and upset that our daughter legally changed her name the day she turned 18. I had to ask him, as nicely as I could, what the hell he expected when he named her Lisa and her last name is Simpson. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
Today, I took my 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requested. When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, my daughter said, "How do you know my name?" The teller just looked at her and held up her birth certificate. I raised a nitwit. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
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jonnygw 4
dad, there's something i have to tell you...
SkoomaKi 28
I think it's time for a talk with your " daughter".
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Comments (226)
amanda51830 1
Stolen identity. Congratulations! Your daughter will now be paying for someone else's penis.
GlitterGlueSex 2
this is not something you should be sad about, yeah he should have told you first, but if this will help him to feel more comfertable then you should be happy for your child.
HunterAlpha1 8
you're disgusting.
yellowzinnias 20
I agree with the stolen identity theory. Gender reassignment surgery is a fairly common reason that people immigrate to the United States, especially illegally. Someone needed a social security number.
TheLefty 1
Ohh..
emiliepelka 4
I think that's a funny FML if it is just a mix up. Something to laugh about later :) and if it's not a mix up, I hope you're accepting :)
nate2790 0
Cher?
Nwthatzfunny 9
so u have a he she
SOS15151 0
Wtf
kreepers 6
Cold hard truth
smump 0
I'd lol if you didn't know you have a daughter and got the letter.