Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML
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Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML
Today, I got a letter from the state that I'm being divorced. I've never been married. FML
Today, I got a call from my parents' divorce lawyer. When I answered the phone, she thought I was my mother and told me the details about my parent's divorce. I'm a 13-year-old boy who sounds like a woman and just learned that my parents are separating. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, my husband is hurt and upset that our daughter legally changed her name the day she turned 18. I had to ask him, as nicely as I could, what the hell he expected when he named her Lisa and her last name is Simpson. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
Today, I took my 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requested. When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, my daughter said, "How do you know my name?" The teller just looked at her and held up her birth certificate. I raised a nitwit. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
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jonnygw 4
dad, there's something i have to tell you...
SkoomaKi 28
I think it's time for a talk with your " daughter".
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Comments (226)
steven1995 5
That really sucks
KittySaysMoo 6
Mustache power! :D
lela1998 0
Yikes that's crazy but if she lives with u,u would probably noticed if she changed to a guy. Totally a mix up
munkeebutt 0
Where have u been?
MandieL 27
It takes a long time to get a sex change, they give you testosterone shots and voice therapy for a long time before the operation, that way they know the client actually wants to do it. It would be hard to hide that from the parents. The surgery itself would be nearly impossible to hide from the parents if The kid lives at home. I think this is a mix up OP, either that or ur a troll
RedPillSucks 33
No gender reassignment surgery was implied. The FML was about the state recognizing the girl as being now a boy. No surgery required. This could have happened several ways, from a government/documentation screwup, a friend playing a really bad prank, and absent parent being clueless of what's going on with their child, ..., etc.
xXRiah_GirlXx 9
That's so awkward lol
hateevryone 15
what the hell? where have your daughter been?
beckstah123 0
It cud b that she wanted to participate in male spprts
ichikibobivopula 0
I bet some g-man thought it would be a funny prank. April fools!
nikkikins 0
You should love him no matter what.