Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML
Today, I got a letter from the state that I'm being divorced. I've never been married. FML
Today, I got a call from my parents' divorce lawyer. When I answered the phone, she thought I was my mother and told me the details about my parent's divorce. I'm a 13-year-old boy who sounds like a woman and just learned that my parents are separating. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, my husband is hurt and upset that our daughter legally changed her name the day she turned 18. I had to ask him, as nicely as I could, what the hell he expected when he named her Lisa and her last name is Simpson. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
Today, I took my 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requested. When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, my daughter said, "How do you know my name?" The teller just looked at her and held up her birth certificate. I raised a nitwit. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
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jonnygw 4
dad, there's something i have to tell you...
SkoomaKi 28
I think it's time for a talk with your " daughter".
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Comments (226)
beanybabe 13
Time to get some gloves and a large knife out.
golfluva 0
It's in India so it may be different there
Epic_Times 10
For your sake OP, maybe this was an accident and you received the letter by mistake. Otherwise talk to your child and be supportive, try to understand the situation because there's a good.chance you will be needed for emotional support.
GovernorGeneral 8
#153 LOL. nice one haha. i thought you were serious until you said a penis fell out xD
Domomachino 4
At age 14 you are legally an adult in psychological cases (ie. gender changes, refusing medicatition for schizophrenia, etc.) Don't throw the wife under the bus, it's how your current son (former daughter) was raised.
MerrikBarbarian 9
Dropping a baby wont, but a rare genetic condition can cause a child who appears female (but is actually biologically male) to suddenly drop a penis at puberty. It only occurs in a remote area of greece though. The more you know!!! ;)
kushhhbabe 0
What?????
MerrikBarbarian 9
Info on condition for those curious 5-alpha-reductase deficiency. People with 5-alpha-reductase deficiency lack the enzyme needed to convert testosterone to dihydrotestosterone (DHT). There are at least five different types of 5-alpha-reductase deficiency. Some of the babies have normal male genitalia, some have normal female genitalia, and many have something in between. Most change to external male genitalia around the time of puberty.
cannonman1863 17
On the plus side, your day got a bit more exciting with that bit of news.
StromyG2 10
Now that's what I call a sale! You got 2 for the price of 1