By Bhrugu - 20/5/2021 06:01 Cruel Summer Today, my 20-day summer break started. It was also the day my entire family, including me, tested positive for Covid. I'm typing this in an isolation ward. There goes my summer break. FML I agree, your life sucks 880 You deserved it 129 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By heathenhaha - Singapore - Singapore Done for Today, I became the center of attraction of my office floor after sending my resumé to my work Whatsapp group, asking them to share with their friends for job openings. My VP is owner of the group. FML I agree, your life sucks 2679 You deserved it 5929 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hkbaer - United States Nice try Today, my dad tried to charge me $3000 for a car that my dead grandma, his mother, left to me in her will. I have to live with this asshole. FML I agree, your life sucks 1990 You deserved it 104 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mikey - United States Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML I agree, your life sucks 26121 You deserved it 7034 80 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nobleach - United States Red alert Today, I was going to bleach my bikini line, as I have not been able to shave there due to some ingrown hairs, and I also have to lifeguard every day. As it turns out, I'm allergic to the bleach. There is now an angry red, burning rash on my crotch that you can see around my swimsuit. FML I agree, your life sucks 40545 You deserved it 13935 142 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By single and unbuggered - United Kingdom - Manchester Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He didn't break down into tears, or say he'd made a huge mistake, or even apologise. No, he just looked up and said "Bugger." FML I agree, your life sucks 27201 You deserved it 2254 80 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By thairsha - Japan Today, I was at a Buddhist shrine and wanted to light a candle for my friend who's having a rough time, when I got stung by a bee. I spent the next hour with a swollen shoulder. How does karma work again? FML I agree, your life sucks 24311 You deserved it 4202 163 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Pasadena Today, my mom called me for dinner by saying, "We're going to eat Steph! I mean we're going to eat COMMA Steph! We're not going to eat you! Ha ha!" She thinks this joke is hilarious and has been doing it to both my dad and me every night since early June. FML I agree, your life sucks 12091 You deserved it 973 41 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 22/5/2021 06:01 Safe working conditions Today, at work, yet another inappropriately stacked pallet fell on me. I thought for sure that I just hit a nerve. Nope, I fractured my arm. FML I agree, your life sucks 868 You deserved it 52 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Prodigy - United States Today, I ran into a former college classmate at Subway. He gushed on and on about how I was the only one in our class with true potential. Then I asked him what kind of sandwich he wanted, because 3 years out of college, Subway is still the only place that will hire a music major. FML I agree, your life sucks 31166 You deserved it 7895 239 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By shittysongs - United States - Bothell Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML I agree, your life sucks 32827 You deserved it 7075 49 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By :| - United States - Saint Petersburg Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML I agree, your life sucks 29798 You deserved it 2362 84 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Deer Park Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML I agree, your life sucks 51580 You deserved it 3669 181 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Beautiful Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML I agree, your life sucks 1331 You deserved it 440 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 30/1/2021 16:58 Ungrateful Today, even though I help cook and clean on a daily basis, I got called lazy and told I don't do anything around the house. I live with my parents and twin 18-year-old brothers and they all say this. FML I agree, your life sucks 680 You deserved it 83 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Sorry - New Zealand - Auckland Today, it's my birthday. I've spent most of it apologizing to my parents for the "hassle" of "having" to arrange a simple birthday dinner. Sorry I was born, guys. FML I agree, your life sucks 38188 You deserved it 3245 52 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By theultimatesalonfail - United States Today, a girl came into my salon to permanently straighten her really long and curly hair. After several long hours, I went to the counter to charge her. She ran out faster than an Olympic runner. FML I agree, your life sucks 42602 You deserved it 3145 154 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By NVP - United States Today, I told my 10 year old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML I agree, your life sucks 26403 You deserved it 3785 19 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Kalaina - France Today, I received a three-time forwarded message which I thought would turn out to be a random chain message. Turns out my boyfriend didn't want to send me the "break-up text" himself and figured it would get to me eventually after sending it to all my best friends. FML I agree, your life sucks 37443 You deserved it 2507 69 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I wasn't allowed to fly. Again. Yesterday my flight was overbooked. Today I didn't have the yellow fever vaccine. Not once was this requirement mentioned. Nobody would believe me. Luckily, it turned out that this requirement did not apply to me. They realised this after the plane left. FML I agree, your life sucks 1926 You deserved it 104 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Chicago Today, I learned how it feels to sneeze after having major spinal surgery when the pain medication has almost completely worn off. FML I agree, your life sucks 25353 You deserved it 1580 57 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Bronx Today, while eating cotton candy, a drunk person came up to me and said "HEY! COTTON CANDY!" And bit me. FML I agree, your life sucks 40840 You deserved it 3238 60 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Evelyn - United States Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML I agree, your life sucks 27431 You deserved it 7864 103 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Chevy Chase Today, I came out of the closet, after years of fear and shame, thanks to my mom making me to go to a church full of fundies my whole life. In the end, I was in tears. All I got was a frown and a "So? Want a medal or something?" FML I agree, your life sucks 19738 You deserved it 3752 87 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Oceanside Today, as usual, I'm stuck working in a brutally hostile work environment under my mother-in-law, who's never forgiven me for marrying her daughter. I only got the job because of family politics. Four months on, I still can't even land so much as a single interview elsewhere. FML I agree, your life sucks 17947 You deserved it 1688 25 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia - Queanbeyan Today, I decided to delete my Facebook account. My older sister repeatedly called me in tears asking why I'm cutting her out of my life. It seems I can't get rid of social media without my family taking offence. FML I agree, your life sucks 24966 You deserved it 2251 98 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By LadyAlyxandrea Today, I almost died after getting an epidural in my neck. The medicine paralyzed my entire body, including my diaphragm and lungs. The doctor tried to say it was a panic attack. I had turned blue. FML I agree, your life sucks 4009 You deserved it 218 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By roughsexgonewrong - United Kingdom - London Filth Today, my boyfriend's response to me saying, "Most women like a bit of filth in the bedroom every now and again" was to start farting in bed. Not quite what I meant. FML I agree, your life sucks 48124 You deserved it 11552 82 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By R2A8 - Kenya Today, after I got lectured about not replying on the family group chat, I decided to wish everyone a good morning. No one responded. FML I agree, your life sucks 1993 You deserved it 275 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML I agree, your life sucks 38666 You deserved it 9652 386 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Bald - Turkey - Istanbul Today, my son gave me a bottle of shampoo for my birthday. I'm as bald as a coot. FML I agree, your life sucks 34630 You deserved it 3448 49 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By secret_source - United States Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency room of the hospital after his little brother hit me in the face with a baseball bat. FML I agree, your life sucks 28021 You deserved it 1989 111 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By muddygal - United States Stuck Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML I agree, your life sucks 37150 You deserved it 3799 191 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, I was the only girl in my lab class. The instructor was learning our names. When he came to me, I went to say "mine will be easy" and it came out as "I'm easy." FML I agree, your life sucks 15878 You deserved it 30932 134 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By disappointmentafter4years - United States - Philadelphia Today, after 4 years of staring each other down at the bar, we both finally made a move and ended up at his apartment. After 45 mins of unsuccessfully getting anywhere, I left, to walk home in a hail storm. FML I agree, your life sucks 21255 You deserved it 3702 51 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML I agree, your life sucks 30147 You deserved it 6280 102 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 17/7/2020 02:01 Lazy comeback Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML I agree, your life sucks 676 You deserved it 2497 18 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jane smith - Australia Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML I agree, your life sucks 43410 You deserved it 17981 68 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ChinaWillOwnUs Today, I was warned that I was failing too many students and it had to stop, so I showed my boss all of the easy assignments a lot of students didn't even turn in. She told me to stop using so many "big words" in them. I teach at a four year University. FML I agree, your life sucks 2697 You deserved it 208 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By rejectedson - United States Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML I agree, your life sucks 34575 You deserved it 2241 53 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom Today, I had a horrible day at work, came home early and burst into tears as soon as I was in the door. I curled up on the sofa, still bawling, and my cat came over and jumped up for a cuddle. I gave her a hug and she threw up down my back. FML I agree, your life sucks 50914 You deserved it 4728 143 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He says he can’t be with someone who doesn’t love his dog as much as he does. I told him that I have absolutely no problem... I agree, your life sucks 292 You deserved it 21 1 Comments
Today, my father-in-law decided to "fix" our bathtub and ended up flooding the bathroom. Later, in his attempt to clean things up, he walked, without permission,... I agree, your life sucks 385 You deserved it 159 3 Comments
