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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:30 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2022 00:01

Today, I tried reaching out to a girl on Facebook I thought I ended on good terms with after three dates. Not only did she not accept my friend request, she also disabled all friend requests. FML

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By Jamie - 13/08/2009 17:21 - Denmark

Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML

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By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

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By HolyyMolyy - 11/07/2016 10:24

Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy and unfriended me from Facebook. FML

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By crucets - 06/10/2010 04:37 - United States

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML

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By alliobamy - 28/09/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML

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By iamgodzilla - 14/05/2015 02:55 - United States - Owings Mills

Today, I got a friend request on Facebook. It's from the person who crashed into my car earlier in the month. It's funny that she doesn't return my calls or messages, but liked my status about the accident. FML

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By TheNaturalOrderofThingsSucks - 11/09/2012 03:13 - United States - Seattle

Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML

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By MiserableMan - 10/06/2014 04:02 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML

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By Andrew - 02/01/2014 23:49 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML

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cucumber10 9

Thursday 24 April 2014 18:49

If she is so rude as to delete a harmless friend invitation, then I think you might be better off. Good luck finding a new crush :)

gingaa96 18

Thursday 24 April 2014 18:48

Sorry bud.. Better luck next time

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rosso700 14

Thursday 24 April 2014 19:36

She's not worth it. You can find better

SSGentleman 5

Thursday 24 April 2014 19:37

I feel your pain

rdenkewicz 11

Thursday 24 April 2014 19:41

Maybe she doesn't want to be friends because she doesn't want you to friend-zone her. Come on positive thinking!

vikky538 28

Thursday 24 April 2014 19:46

don't worry keep trying..

Saintdyn 9

Thursday 24 April 2014 19:48

#18 some people only add people they knew to a certain extent on Facebook. She probably didn't know him well enough to want to be friends with him.

howlingwolf89 16

Thursday 24 April 2014 19:56

Sounds like she was stalking you OP

DeeDeeJay 15

Thursday 24 April 2014 20:21

She's probably friends with a bunch of people she don't know.

mkayden 23

Thursday 24 April 2014 20:22

That's not very nice of her... Don't worry OP, I'm sure you'll meet someone one day that is waaay better than this girl!

Axel5238 29

Thursday 24 April 2014 20:37

So? She's not required to be friends just fore the sake of it. She might only add people she knows well. I do the same thing.

JustinMrBest91 10

Thursday 24 April 2014 20:37

Maybe she just did that to try and get your attention!(:

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