Creepy, Accident and Transportation: Today, I rear-ended a car on the parkway. We pulled over, the...

By creepermagnet - 10/10/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I rear-ended a car on the parkway. We pulled over, the guy told me his car was fine, and then asked me out on a date. It was only when I said no that he decided he wanted his car fixed. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

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By Skankeriffic - 19/02/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for half an hour. The entire time, a man I had gone on a date with and that had gotten very out of hand with, was sitting in the car next to me. I noticed, panicked, and tried to drive off, rear-ending the car in front of me. FML

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By clop clop clopping all the way - 20/06/2013 21:13 - United States

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By T-Shain - 31/05/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I rear-ended a car. While we were waiting for the police, we made small talk, at which point I learned that he was an attorney. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 02:20 - United States

Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML

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Daaniellee1234 8

Saturday 10 October 2009 23:03

Since he saved you a chunk of money (depending on how bad the damage was) You should have kindly gone on a date with him.

lol69_fml 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 23:13

All he wanted was to rear end your bumper if you know what I mean

Comments

leushqua 2

Saturday 10 October 2009 23:35

no shit! isnt that an obvious reaction!? if you went out on one single date with him-he wouldnt mind the car. dumb bitch.

killinglights 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 23:50

Agreed.

Geshman 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 23:55

Well at least he thinks you look good.

tigerartist 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 0:15

lol

IllegalLight 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 23:59

I don't care YDI. One... you rear-ended someone (and it probably was your fault). Two... if you're too cocky to accept a seemingly innocent offer (especially since he was being nice and not calling the police), then you need to check your ego. Three... YDI. :D

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 0:21

She's not too cocky. She's well within her right to not accept. He's just trapping her. He THINKS he has her by the ovaries, but unfortunately for him she actually has some sense of dignity. You don't go out with someone just because they did try to obligate you into a date with a thinly disguised "favor." Her saying "no" brought out that that is EXACTLY what it was, not a "favor" just an attempt to get at her via a method called "blackmail." He was basically "threatening" her that he would make her pay if she didn't go out with him.

aggieblues020 0

Monday 12 October 2009 0:01

threatening her? with what? threatening her to make her take responsibilities for her actions?

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 12 October 2009 0:55

I put "threatening" in quotations for a reason. He was pressuring her into a date with him. She does deserve owning up to her responsibilities, as I've said a thousand times before, but she doesn't deserve a desperate loser pulling an Indian giver move just for being a girl with standards.