Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was using the bathroom at Costco when a janitor forced my door open so she could mop, then didn't bother to close it again. Apparently, the handicapped stall was too big for her to see me sitting in the corner, and I had to awkwardly squat-walk all the way to the door to close it. FML
Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML
Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML
Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML
Today, I was so desperate to pee that I used the only bathroom in the convenience store I was in, which was “Employees Only.” Well, the door got stuck and I had to get an employee to let me out. FML
Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
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Top comments
lizz12345 0
I can understand her being upset if you're not handicapped. but he should just chill out if it was the only stall open what were you supposed to do?
Tiffanywashere 0
The handicapped chick needs to calm the hell down. It's not like she personally owns the stall. She's not royalty and being handicapped doesn't mean she is above waiting her turn like anyone else. What a bitch. You should have cussed her out back.
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Comments (150)
freshkid 0
handicapped people have their own stalls? oh you fancy huh?
randomgirl92 4
wth ppl need to learn how to calm down it's not lik u took it on purpose nor did u take forever..........did u? O_o
docscientist 10
Look, when you have to take a dump, everyone's handicapped
LOLSWAT 0
shoulda told her to wait her ass in line. if u wanna be treated equal deal with the problems. if u wanna be treated differently, youre no longer equal. deal with it. ur not in the wrong on this one, any open stall is fair game.
Lacrosse00 0
well she can wait. yes its for the wheelchair inhabitants, but you were there first and she can wait. the bathroom is the only place where handicapped rules dont apply.
Goddess_Rummy 13
finally something said that makes sense.
samanthar 0
im not meaning anything bad about people in wheelchairs but if anyone said that to me in a public bathroom wheelchair or not i woulda said "oh so if i pissed all over u, or the floor would that be better?" people in wheelchairs always say people treat them different, yeah they think that if they arent first in line they are treated "differently" they can wait just like we all have to
loublade2005 0
I woulda been like, "shut the **** up you cripple bitch, you guys get sweet parking spots, so let me piss in public." but I'm also an asshole.
loublade2005 0
lol I meant peace.. don't know why I said public... oops
meowcow 3
geez its only pee. she can wait 30 seconds. or next time, say youre handicapped too! ....mentally
Lucidium 0
Normal toilet maybe a bit smaller with handrails on the walls surrounding.