Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML
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Today, I was using the bathroom at Costco when a janitor forced my door open so she could mop, then didn't bother to close it again. Apparently, the handicapped stall was too big for her to see me sitting in the corner, and I had to awkwardly squat-walk all the way to the door to close it. FML
Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML
Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML
Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML
Today, I was so desperate to pee that I used the only bathroom in the convenience store I was in, which was “Employees Only.” Well, the door got stuck and I had to get an employee to let me out. FML
Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
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Top comments
lizz12345 0
I can understand her being upset if you're not handicapped. but he should just chill out if it was the only stall open what were you supposed to do?
Tiffanywashere 0
The handicapped chick needs to calm the hell down. It's not like she personally owns the stall. She's not royalty and being handicapped doesn't mean she is above waiting her turn like anyone else. What a bitch. You should have cussed her out back.
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Cinn_fml 23
I might be that one or more of the other stalls became free between the OP going in and the disabled girl arriving, and the girl got the wrong end of the stick.
trueblue42 4
the bitch couldn't wait two seconds
littlejew 0
oh my god, that's so dumb..."ooooh I can't walk, I deserve special privleges because my ******* legs don't work" no...I belive that they need to shut the **** up
queent21 2
what's the fml? people use handicap stalls all the time if not more than non handicap ppl.probably because it's usually the last stall so ppl think it's the cleanest.
bmanholmes 3
I'd wait because their less fortunate
massnerder420 4
hahaha! Wow that sucks. I'm always worried that will happen to me.
sublime420 11
"**** off, I'm poopin'!"
imneverhigh8p 0
ummm it's not designated spot it's where they have more comfort so she was just a bitch in a weelchair
ReddFawx 0
**** that bitch. Handicap bathroom stalls are not like handicap parking spots. You don't need to be handicapped to use one. Just because she's in a wheelchair she thinks she won't ever have to wait in line for a stall to open up? What a stuck up *****.
nicole327 1
Oh I feel you! This is something I worry about happening but it's hard to turn it down when all the others are full!