Miscellaneous: Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was...

By Kasnt - 03/10/2010 18:50 - United States

Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML

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By Mortified - 31/03/2020 14:00

Today, I was using the bathroom at Costco when a janitor forced my door open so she could mop, then didn't bother to close it again. Apparently, the handicapped stall was too big for her to see me sitting in the corner, and I had to awkwardly squat-walk all the way to the door to close it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:12 - United States

Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML

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By ToiletProblems - 06/02/2019 07:00 - United States - Northbrook

Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML

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By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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By regstl - 01/06/2013 06:21 - United States - Beaverton

Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML

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By mugres22 - 17/08/2013 05:11 - United States - Pacoima

Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML

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By bathroomseww - 12/05/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML

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By shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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By please knock - 13/09/2016 23:26 - United States - Needham

Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML

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By turtles_yup - 03/12/2015 05:50 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML

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lizz12345 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 23:58

I can understand her being upset if you're not handicapped. but he should just chill out if it was the only stall open what were you supposed to do?

Tiffanywashere 0

Monday 4 October 2010 0:43

The handicapped chick needs to calm the hell down. It's not like she personally owns the stall. She's not royalty and being handicapped doesn't mean she is above waiting her turn like anyone else. What a bitch. You should have cussed her out back.

Comments

Cinn_fml 22

Sunday 10 October 2010 8:47

I might be that one or more of the other stalls became free between the OP going in and the disabled girl arriving, and the girl got the wrong end of the stick.

trueblue42 4

Saturday 23 October 2010 19:50

the bitch couldn't wait two seconds

littlejew 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 15:32

oh my god, that's so dumb..."ooooh I can't walk, I deserve special privleges because my ******* legs don't work" no...I belive that they need to shut the **** up

queent21 2

Sunday 30 January 2011 20:54

what's the fml? people use handicap stalls all the time if not more than non handicap ppl.probably because it's usually the last stall so ppl think it's the cleanest.

bmanholmes 3

Thursday 7 April 2011 4:37

I'd wait because their less fortunate

massnerder420 4

Thursday 26 May 2011 7:14

hahaha! Wow that sucks. I'm always worried that will happen to me.

sublime420 11

Tuesday 7 June 2011 5:35

"**** off, I'm poopin'!"

imneverhigh8p 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 20:36

ummm it's not designated spot it's where they have more comfort so she was just a bitch in a weelchair

ReddFawx 0

Friday 17 June 2011 14:36

**** that bitch. Handicap bathroom stalls are not like handicap parking spots. You don't need to be handicapped to use one. Just because she's in a wheelchair she thinks she won't ever have to wait in line for a stall to open up? What a stuck up *****.