depr3ssed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized what all the women I've been with have in common: Craigslist. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
shea234
United States
Owner of a lonely heart
Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML
Anonymous
Foam Lake, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
We need to talk
Today, I just found my husband on Craigslist. He's working away from home, and he's looking to give a blowjob. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
Farva
United States
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
Bridget
Orangeville, Canada
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Adelaide, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Framed
Today, my brother showed my wife a Craigslist ad by someone seeking casual sex. It had very specific details that made it seem like I wrote it. My brother later admitted in private that he made the post as revenge for me not loaning him $500 last month. Meanwhile, my wife still thinks I'm unfaithful. FML
mislead
Baton Rouge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same woman who secretly pleasures my husband for money. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
The plan
Today, I'm facing the truth that the women I married, in large part to bring my long-lost family together, was too successful as she slept with one of them. FML
Anonymous
Novi, United States
Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML
CalledOut
Vancouver, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I started getting calls from gay men looking for anonymous kinky sex. It turns out that my coworker has been posting my personal information in Craigslist Personals section as a prank. My wife doesn't believe that my coworker is such an asshole. FML
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karrdesw 0
I kinda call it a win for being able to find more than one REAL person on craigslist...
HeresReality 0
for those of you who don't understand, craigslist is a website where people can advertise their job openings. it is used In this context when prostitutes advertise themselves ad this is how the OP gets women
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Comments (135)
beccarxox 0
how is this an fyl? i don't understand..
Snow_Daisy 7
honestly?! :/
nm22395 0
that was MEEEEEEEeeeeee. . . . .
saaaammmmm 0
Too soon, #40...
Nic_hole 0
okay??? your ******* point??
Enoch134 0
fml I'm doing worse then this guy
perdix 31
Did you meet these princesses in the "personals" section or did you purchase them from the "for sale" area?
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Hahaha, it was definitely the "Buy one get one free" section.
trickyd 0
I was thinking the second hand section that came with the book 'Prostitutes for dummies' Yes that could be it. Peace out x
natedog193 0
lmao @31
BadPinkKitty07 0
I'll bet they all have another thing in common... their dignity missing in action.
kkleiberg 0
What's Craiglist?
pwincessa23 1
Since ur on this it's obvious u have access to the Internet; look it up, genious.
perdix 31
Craig is the world's leading discount high-volume pimp. His slogan is "You pick 'em, you stick 'em."
ilovemw2 0
YDI big time.
NorfolkDude 2
I'm 26 and haven't even been with a girl in my entire life. I say keep going at it if you think Craiglist is a good thing. I mean if it works, then it works. I say keep at it.
Darling_Cherry 5
D'oh!
trickyd 0
Two things. One your comment number is twenty six OH WOO. Two there is a reason you have never been with a woman Norfolk has no women in it just feminine men which brings me to my second point you could be gay? Peace out x
stewie1744 0
*cough* ****** *cough*
zippit09 0
I'm pretty sure he meant 26 years old and the 26 comment number is a coincidence. Think a little maybe?
Gazoooo 0
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darkmis1 18
I don't get it.