Today, at my sister's engagement party, my cousins thought it would be funny to get my nanna drunk. They regretted it when she told them, and everyone else at the party about her sex life and how she fakes orgasms with my grandpa. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at a big family wedding, my great nana shared quite loudly with us that most of the people in the pub wouldn’t exist if at 15 she hadn’t dumped her lying boyfriend, then made herself feel better by losing her virginity to an Italian waiter and accidentally becoming pregnant with my grandma. FML
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Today, it's my Nana's birthday and to say she is having a good time is an understatement. She's so drunk, she took out her false teeth tried to put them in her dog's mouth. When she failed, she tried the cat's. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of my grandfather's funeral and my cousin started cracking up. It caused a chain reaction of laughter throughout all of the other cousins and my siblings. Now my aunts won't speak to any of us. FML
Today, at my wedding reception, I jokingly asked my aunt, who has always been convinced that I am gay despite my protests, if she believed me now. She took this the wrong way and drunkenly went around telling my guests that my wedding was a sham to convince her I was straight. FML
Today, at my cousin's birthday party, my grandma took me to one side, slipped me a pad, and started ranting that tampons "steal your virginity" and that I should never use them. Well, okay then. FML
Today, my family threw me my 21st birthday party. My grandma's gift turned out to be a pack of condoms. "Not that you'll ever get to use them," she said, turning and walking off, cackling maniacally. Now I remember why I never talk to the old crone. FML
Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19 year-old girl, for my grandpa. FML
Today, my grandma told everyone at our party to stay away from me, saying, "Ya might catch obesity from her and become fatass porkers too." I complained to my dad, at which point my gran faked being inebriated. My dad rolled his eyes and said, "She's DRUNK, honey. Chill out." FML
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
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Top comments
MissyMayhem 0
Naughty grandma!
Darth_Taco 14
Well...at least you learned to not get her drunk again :D.
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Comments (72)
MissyMayhem 0
Naughty grandma!
laurenmary34 0
ahaaa i loveee it,
biohaz_fml 0
americans
nitrogirl 0
gotta love drunk grannys!!
SuperPineApple 0
I would've gotten turned on
Llama_Face89 34
64- Yea those damn Americans from Australia. You do know that it says where OP is from, yes? Don't just assume Someone's American because they act wild or moronic.
pizz0wn3d 0
hahahahaha your Nanna is lulz.
becominginsane 0
LOL
Darth_Taco 14
Well...at least you learned to not get her drunk again :D.
spoo 24
Why? This is awesome... not for her grandkids, but for everybody else in the room! I wouldnt be able to stop laughing at an old lady ranting about stuff like this. measure life by love or laughter, not pride
UrFlyyness 0
How is this ur FML? But this is quite sick?
girandwogpig 0
It's her FML because she and all her relatives (including gramps!) had to listen about her sex life.
Kev_a_Sutra 10
if it was her idea to get her nanna drunk, then i agree its her FML.
realggirl 0
It's still her FML. YLIF. If it had been her idea, or she'd partaken, it would be a YDI.
americayay 0
Eh. Not buying it as her FML. **** her sister's life... or her Nana's.
sux2beU 0
Hahaha that's sick
Glam_fml 0
Hahaha. Go Granny for still getting some. Although it is a shame that after all these years your Grandpa still doesn't know how to please her.
_Noon_ 0
That's just plain gross. Some things you just don't wanna know.. And this is definitely high on that list.
Jimboom 12
Lol. You have an awesome nanna right there.
FMLROCKSMASOCKS 0
FAKE MUCH?