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By depr3ssed - 31/01/2010 17:42 - United States

Today, I realized what all the women I've been with have in common: Craigslist. FML

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By shea234 - 20/02/2012 16:19 - United States

Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML

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By Farva - 24/01/2009 23:52 - United States

Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML

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By Bridget - 11/05/2013 04:01 - Canada - Orangeville

Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 23:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I'm facing the truth that the women I married, in large part to bring my long-lost family together, was too successful as she slept with one of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2013 05:10 - United States - Novi

Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML

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By StillFriendless - 25/11/2016 15:20

Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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By Miss_Blaine - 29/06/2016 20:05 - United States - Houston

Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML

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By konacoffee17 - 14/12/2014 05:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML

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karrdesw 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 22:32

I kinda call it a win for being able to find more than one REAL person on craigslist...

HeresReality 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 23:16

for those of you who don't understand, craigslist is a website where people can advertise their job openings. it is used In this context when prostitutes advertise themselves ad this is how the OP gets women

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lilbyrd43 0

Monday 1 February 2010 6:35

how much? 30 "roses"? per "lady"?

UK_fml 0

Monday 1 February 2010 7:20

HIV test?? maybe??

demonic562 0

Monday 1 February 2010 7:57

dayuum #50 urbsmoking Id tap that ass

Belle78 0

Monday 1 February 2010 8:16

love In Craiglist calls for desperation?? meaning pure dirty sex no Ty!!! lol

1m_b0r3d 0

Monday 1 February 2010 10:45

this FML author makes craigslist sound like a disease O.o

Niveau27 0

Monday 1 February 2010 10:56

Why does everyone use CraigsList so much? It's such a shit and poorly made website.

BikerMike 0

Monday 1 February 2010 11:45

Watch out, LEO's have been using Craigslist to arrest providers and clients.

Lisa89 3

Monday 1 February 2010 13:34

Not an FML. You chose to use Craigslist...

mzhonesty 0

Monday 1 February 2010 15:24

You may also have a lot of STDs now.

Ttime21921 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:27

fail

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