Today, I realized the only reason I watched the SuperBowl is because Justin Bieber tweeted about it. I don't even like football. I had no idea what was going on the whole game. All I knew was who I was cheering for, because Justin Bieber tweeted who he was cheering for. FML
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Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML
Today, for the Superbowl halftime show, my mom was blasting the TV, dancing, and singing along to Bruce Springsteen in front of me and my boyfriend. FML
Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my family was watching a football game and kept mentioning their team's quarterback's name and, as I'm not a football fan by any means, asked them who this was. My grandma then turned to me and said, "This is why you don't have a boyfriend." FML
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
Today, for once, I managed to get my boyfriend's mind off the hockey game. I muted the TV and cuddled up to him. Only thirty seconds into snuggling, he shoved me onto the floor and screamed, "GOAL!" FML
Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML
Today, I bought the girl I like concert tickets for our favorite artist, who is usually never in our town, for her birthday. She said, “No thanks, I have to work that day.” She works Monday-Friday. The concert is on Saturday. When I mentioned this, she asked me, “So, what did you think of the Super Bowl halftime show?” FML
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML
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mj2123 0
You're an idiot.
prizefight 0
You are what is wrong with our culture these days. Grow a brain, and form your OWN opinions. Justin Beiber doesn't like football either. He likes glitter and Usher.
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Comments (186)
uxoriouswidow 0
I wonder if such levels of vacuousness existed before the advent of tween sensations.
SubjectX 0
that is worse than the people who watch just for the hilarious commercials.
GoodApoll0 0
heres a little hint about the superbowl...when the game is over...all justin bieber fans hang themselves...give it a try
lilplaya 0
haha u have no life
Gvil_Eenius 0
You're a Lemming, go to the edge of the cliff and jump!!!!
WONDERWB 2
Get a real life
Shit4Luk 0
If it makes you feel better, that little queer is just as pathetic as you are. His manager probably did the tweets and told him who to root for. When he finally loses popularity, there will be one million less pissed off music lovers.
scarsnstars45 0
Tool!!! tool tool tool tool tool tool! is that clear enough or do you need to hear it again? ****** TTTOOOOOLLLLL!!!
alex_vik 1
Who the **** is Justin Bieber?
Porkfriedclams12 0
You're a dumb bitch.