Today, I realized the only reason I watched the SuperBowl is because Justin Bieber tweeted about it. I don't even like football. I had no idea what was going on the whole game. All I knew was who I was cheering for, because Justin Bieber tweeted who he was cheering for. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML
Today, for the Superbowl halftime show, my mom was blasting the TV, dancing, and singing along to Bruce Springsteen in front of me and my boyfriend. FML
Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML
It's all balls to me
Today, my family was watching a football game and kept mentioning their team's quarterback's name and, as I'm not a football fan by any means, asked them who this was. My grandma then turned to me and said, "This is why you don't have a boyfriend." FML
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
Today, for once, I managed to get my boyfriend's mind off the hockey game. I muted the TV and cuddled up to him. Only thirty seconds into snuggling, he shoved me onto the floor and screamed, "GOAL!" FML
Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML
Dodge
Today, I bought the girl I like concert tickets for our favorite artist, who is usually never in our town, for her birthday. She said, “No thanks, I have to work that day.” She works Monday-Friday. The concert is on Saturday. When I mentioned this, she asked me, “So, what did you think of the Super Bowl halftime show?” FML
Today, just like the last several days, I walked out to my car after class only to notice the Justin Bieber stickers arranged on my bumper and license plates. My dad put them there, and thinks it's just as hilarious as the first time. He has four packs of stickers left. FML
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
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mj2123 0
You're an idiot.
prizefight 0
You are what is wrong with our culture these days. Grow a brain, and form your OWN opinions. Justin Beiber doesn't like football either. He likes glitter and Usher.
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Comments (186)
EmilyJane718 12
What are you, 12? You gonna jump off a bridge if he tells you to also?
rjberger1853 8
U stupid ******* queer
FMLworthy5000 21
"You need help son"
Matrixuniverses 13
this post is so gay that it gave me cancer
PewDiePie_Lover 14
YDI for liking Justin ;)
10th_Man 16
Please kill yourself....
Thekbking 11
you are the reason why so many people lose hope in humanity. you're useless. nuff said
Mortoli 30
I hope his team lost.
Thekbking 11
you are the reason to why people lose hope in humanity. your an idiotic disgrace of a lemming and should get out of america
BaDumTsss_fml 23
How the **** is this under "Love"?