Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees when I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML
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Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML
Today, I'm in a long-term relationship with a woman I love to bits, but I have a crush on a coworker. I've tried to brush it off, but it's only getting stronger. The worst part? I think she likes me too. FML
Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML
Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I have a major crush on my coworker and I hate it because he's s gay and happily married to another man. FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
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scorpiogirl666 0
Oh my god, you're REALLY creepy...
Zurr 0
This isn't an FML. If it turns out that they leave you to work for a rival company and run you out of business, then that's an FML. >>
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Comments (127)
Jimboom 11
Either ask your crush out or get some help. Otherwise you will end up sitting on his desk late one night masturbating with his stapler and other things in hope that he will smell your sex and want you.
evanwilliams 4
Similar experience? Either way, you are also creepy for saying that.
ausathlete 0
Lalala.
ausathlete 0
Eh, relax. Girls do this sort of stuff. Sure it's silly and a bit weird, but it's a long way from stalking. Photoshopping into fantasy situations, on the other hand... that's when you need to start worrying.
Paige_Nicole10 0
thats kinda creepy hun
Pastor_Rich 0
imagenation is a good thing, but keep it clean
maddi27 0
you should be on MLIA
Uduwudu 0
Ask about a date or get over it. Period.
coopcas 0
To all those saying, "Ask them out!!1!", do me a favour and READ the OP'S name. At most places you can't date your employees if you're the boss.
sonnyv 0
agrred wit #31 fYL for nothing! HAH
sacredpoppy 0
LOL. Oh, the mental image... Masturbating with a stapler. Seriously, still laughing.
sacredpoppy 0
"Imagination is a good thing, but keep it clean." What does that even mean? No fantasizing allowed? Fail.