Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees when I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML
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Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML
Today, I'm in a long-term relationship with a woman I love to bits, but I have a crush on a coworker. I've tried to brush it off, but it's only getting stronger. The worst part? I think she likes me too. FML
Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML
Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I have a major crush on my coworker and I hate it because he's s gay and happily married to another man. FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
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scorpiogirl666 0
Oh my god, you're REALLY creepy...
Zurr 0
This isn't an FML. If it turns out that they leave you to work for a rival company and run you out of business, then that's an FML. >>
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Comments (127)
justanotherhuman 21
Yeah this is Animotion Obsession bad. Half FYL, because infatuation can be pretty bad and half YDI, because you're in too deeeeeeeep.
jpd212 1
pathetic
xXmoses_rocksXx 0
You know, I WOULD call you crazy, but I actually know how you feel. I have had this crush on the ONE person for about seven years. He's 19 years older than me, though. -_- So it's not weird or creepy. Hang in there. Hey, why don't you ask him out yourself? ^_^
Ryan_the_Great 0
I did that with some of my friends, except I was posting onto animal pictures. One of them is a duck. : D
Guitarist45 0
dude, make a move.....
mon_e_mons 0
lol. stalker =P ya make a move. if you don't you're gunna regret it and it'll be wayyy worse than getting rejected. trust me. :(
rich2600 0
hmm...i guess the only device i have is..... Talk to to corporate (like a boss) Approve memos (like a boss) Lead a workshop (like a boss) Remember birthdays (like a boss) Direct workflow (like a boss) My own bathroom (like a boss) Micromanage (like a boss) Promote Synergy (like a boss) Hit on Debra (like a boss) Get rejected (like a boss) Swallow sadness (like a boss) Send some faxes (like a boss) Call a sex line (like a boss) Cry deeply (like a boss) Demand a refund (like a boss) Eat a bagel (like a boss) Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss) No promotion (like a boss) Fifth of vodka (like a boss) Shit on Debra's desk (like a boss) Buy a gun (like a boss) In my mouth (like a boss) Oh **** man I can't ******* do it... shit! Pussy out (like a boss) Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss) Jump out the window (like a boss) Suck a dude's dick (like a boss) Score some coke (like a boss) Crash my car (like a boss) Suck my own dick (like a boss) Eat some chicken strips (like a boss) Chop my balls off (like a boss) Black out in the sewer (like a boss) Meet a giant fish (like a boss) **** its brains out (like a boss) Turn into a jet (like a boss) Bomb the Russians (like a boss) Crash into the sun (like a boss) Now I'm dead (like a boss)
jj732 0
beat you. (see #74 for reference)
coffeerio 0
Don't break the Platinum Rule. Bad things happen when you break the Platinum Rule.
Hockeylover87_71 0
hahahahaha! nice one
nukem93 0
creepa. but if hes single, hit on him. i like it when a girl makes the 1st move =p