Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees when I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML
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Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML
Today, I'm in a long-term relationship with a woman I love to bits, but I have a crush on a coworker. I've tried to brush it off, but it's only getting stronger. The worst part? I think she likes me too. FML
Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML
Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I have a major crush on my coworker and I hate it because he's s gay and happily married to another man. FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
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scorpiogirl666 0
Oh my god, you're REALLY creepy...
Zurr 0
This isn't an FML. If it turns out that they leave you to work for a rival company and run you out of business, then that's an FML. >>
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Comments (127)
elara15 0
Just don't start writing your name with his on your clipboard. Jesus, who actually does these things? Even in junior high I didn't know anyone who did this stuff outside of bad young adult fiction.
Mankbeast 0
wow that is really messed up become a lesbian
xoxo_girl 0
Now now Mankbeast that wasn't really nessary ;)
Nagi 21
Are you stupid? People just don't "become" lesbian like that.
smexahfeline 0
It's only an FML if the employee were to find out about this.
boredworker 0
agreed, occasionally we all do ****** up things, most of the time we just keep them to ourselves and everything is fine.
stormoftara 0
Well I see how this could be an FML. If you are a manager like I am, and you aren't allowed to date your employees, then it sucks. But yeah, it is a little creepy to do stuff like that.
dwights 0
this is like lavander brown creepy obsession with ron.
posampo 0
harry potter nerd alert
jaaxx_fml 0
only the nerd would kno cuz untill you said that i never knew it was Harry Potter
Conquistador420 0
Help is needed. Pretty soon you'll be cropping pics of ur heads on 2 ppl having sex....*closes laptop*
thtnerdykid 0
lmao
Suffertree 0
Seriously? It's not THAT "weird". Get over yourselves. You still deserve it by the way, but only 'cause you haven't asked him out yet.
Amphysvena 11
i get the sense you do this as well.
PaperMoon 0
Somebody has a lot of free time.
alex_vik 0
That is ******* creepy. Who in their right mind does that?
ru4real_ 0
that is really creepy.