By who_could_it_be - 06/08/2009 13:35 - Canada 110 20 46 425 Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 515 You deserved it 569 762 Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 11:11 - United States 2 0 2 62 Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML I agree, your life sucks 437 You deserved it 57 Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 06:58 - Canada 4 1 8 49 Today, my husband rescued our daughter's cat from a tree. She spent the next hour clapping and telling me how much of a hero he was. Last night at 2am I was awoken by meowing and had to rescue the same cat from the same tree, in the dark, and halfway down he shit on me. No one called me a hero. FML I agree, your life sucks 53 931 You deserved it 5 934 Tweet Share