Today, I realized that what I thought for years was my country's National Anthem, is actually the theme song of a TV show. FML
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Today, I was singing the National Anthem at a school game and totally forgot the words. So I kept singing the same two lines over and over. FML
Today, I joined a conversation about a TV show at work, agreeing enthusiastically. After a few minutes, I realized they were talking about a completely different show with a similar name. I nodded along, trapped, hoping no one asked questions. FML
Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML
Today, I realized that I’ve been using the same alarm clock ringtone for so long that I now associate it with pure dread, even when I hear it being used in movies. FML
Today, at work, I had received a lot of phone calls. I thought maybe it was a scammer line because I never receive calls. Turns out my phone number is the same as a character's number in a TV show. FML
Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML
Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw my drunk dad chasing my uncle on a tractor while bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my favourite, relatable sad songs is actually a song about gay sex. FML
Today, I binge-watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting and now I'm not sure what day it is. FML
Today, I've made it clear to my roommate that I go to the bed at the same time every night, and that I need absolute peace and quiet from that point onward. Apparently, he misheard it as, "Watch American Dad until midnight, and possibly beyond." That theme song is gonna make me go nuts. FML
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RomanCatMama 16
What country and what show?
RpiesSPIES 27
Hangin' out. Down the street. The same old thing. We did last week. . . Sure it's in Sweden, but there's a chance.
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Comments (182)
krakhd 15
hello!!!!
TopHatNinja68 6
ur kinda stupid
The_Mr_Troll 14
I feel like OP watches American Dad a bit more than he should.
CharresBarkrey 15
OP is from Sweden.
ruthi666 23
OP is Swedish. It says on the top.
CharresBarkrey 15
I hear an echo in here.
ZodiacalComa7 11
America's funniest home videos.
maxinator5000 7
******* moron.
gilliaga73 18
LOL! I had a friend who, when she was a kid, sang the national anthem every day in school, followed immediately by practicing the song her whole school sang at the annual Christmas pageant. It wasn't fully explained to her what was going on, and she got to her teen years believing "Feliz Navidad" was part of "O Canada".
LezBeHappy 0
First thing I thought when reading this FML... Good morning USA!! I've got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day The sun in the sky has a smile on it's face And it's shining a salute to the American race Oh boy it's swell to say Good morning USA!!
LadyLeo2885 2
Lmao oh man. No worries you aren't alone with that.
perdix 29
I pray it's either "The Beverly Hillbillies" or "Gilligan Island." I just love to imagine tens of thousands of people singing those before every sporting event. "A three hour tour!"
GEBEH 14
Nobody knows the swedish national anthem... that would be racist.
vanessaexx 4
basically thats what they say... and i think that thats idiotic, you should take pride in your country, f*cking government and to put it nicely *immigrants* (bara sa att du vet sa ar jag svensk aven om jag skriver i engelska och det star att jag ar fran USA)