I don't know, does the jeweler normally offer insurance when you buy a ring?

Damn I didn't even see this when I posted . Yes they do offer insurance and usually registration! Diamond often have laser inscribed serial numbers .

Well OP should try to explain to the lucky girl/guy that the ring got stolen, I'm sure they'll understand

How is it an "ouch"? His coat got stolen, not his kidney

Quit being literal.

If they are prude enough to steal a coat, I don't think they are going to give it back.

I don't think theives will have the kindness to do that. "hey mate, I stole your jacket earlier, found your wallet, here you can have it back, just wanted the jacket"

Prude doesn't mean what you think it means.

I think you meant rude?

Well, I guess I shouldn't have expected the Canadian thing to do from an American FML.

Maybe "prude" is what 11 is going for. Maybe the thief saw someone walking around with not enough clothes on, and the best solution was to borrow a coat to give to that person. The only problem is that OP was unaware that the coat is just being borrowed.

21-yea slip of the thumb, didn't read it over.

nice save

#4 Hey dipshit, people steal stuff in Canada too.

Perhaps the coat was stolen from wherever it was stored, like a coat room, and not where he could see it.

If I had anything valuable in my jacket I would no way let it out of my sight. The same with my bag.

36-I think she meant "your" but hey, you never know.

That's a fair point Cadillagirl

You're not helping a$$ wipe.

Who says that he left the coat unattended? There's no information about the circumstances in the FML, so why do you jump to conclusions and call him an idiot?

#9, you're an idiot for even taking the time to call OP an idiot and making assumptions.

For all you know, he could have been holding the coat and someone snatched it out of his hand.

I LOVE all three of your profile pics, they made me laugh do hard!