Today, I realized that what I thought for years was my country's National Anthem, is actually the theme song of a TV show. FML
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Hang in there
Today, I was singing the National Anthem at a school game and totally forgot the words. So I kept singing the same two lines over and over. FML
Lost the plot
Today, I joined a conversation about a TV show at work, agreeing enthusiastically. After a few minutes, I realized they were talking about a completely different show with a similar name. I nodded along, trapped, hoping no one asked questions. FML
Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML
The sound of doom
Today, I realized that I’ve been using the same alarm clock ringtone for so long that I now associate it with pure dread, even when I hear it being used in movies. FML
Hello?
Today, at work, I had received a lot of phone calls. I thought maybe it was a scammer line because I never receive calls. Turns out my phone number is the same as a character's number in a TV show. FML
Belter
Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML
Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw my drunk dad chasing my uncle on a tractor while bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML
Most good songs are
Today, I discovered that one of my favourite, relatable sad songs is actually a song about gay sex. FML
Netfliiiiiiiiix
Today, I binge-watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting and now I'm not sure what day it is. FML
Some people just shouldn't have roommates
Today, I've made it clear to my roommate that I go to the bed at the same time every night, and that I need absolute peace and quiet from that point onward. Apparently, he misheard it as, "Watch American Dad until midnight, and possibly beyond." That theme song is gonna make me go nuts. FML
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RomanCatMama 16
What country and what show?
RpiesSPIES 27
Hangin' out. Down the street. The same old thing. We did last week. . . Sure it's in Sweden, but there's a chance.
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toneeangel 22
Your dumb.
ElricMustang 23
The irony.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Did you think putting on the sunglasses was part of it as well?
Catkam623 27
Simple fix why change your ways when you can just petition to get it changed its probably more popular anyways... P.S. I'm dying to know how you found out it wasn't and what show.
toneeangel 22
Do schools even teach us anything about national pride anymore. No they don't so really it doesn't matter.
ImAFaker 29
You need a question mark after a question. You also answered your own question. And he could be in a different country than you.
ImAFaker 29
And schools shouldn't have to teach us how to be proud of our country.
sweet23_fml 11
in Australia most public schools no longer start the day reciting our national anthem as it could offend someone from another culture.
TheDrifter 23
Wow, and I thought aboriginal protests against the Canadian national anthem was extreme.
KK3137 31
In Sweden, where the OP uploaded from, we always sing the national anthem the last day of school, along with other beautiful folk and traditional songs. So, yes, they so "teach it" in a way.
WellThatSucked89 13
Just saying, it is possible that someone has proxies set up to say they are somewhere else.
toneeangel 22
I know he's in Sweden it says it but in general im asking. Plus it was rhetorical
toneeangel 22
I dont know the anthem. Never was taught. my school only ever taught the pledge. because most students weren't from the us and they didn't want to offend people
Konarika 11
Patriotism makes me sick, why should schools teach stuff like that? The last time they did, the nazis took over an entire country lol
October3461 12
Who even knows the national anthem theses days? -.-
McNikk 15
Most Americans definately do. We sing ours before every sporting event.
LegolasPrincess 10
In the United States we most certainly never forget our national anthem, we sing it every morning in our schools, at sporting events, memorial services, etc.
hooligyn123 18
You guys are still able to sing the national anthem at your schools? I know most schools around my state they not only ditched the Pledge of Allegiance but the national anthem in the mornings as well. The closest the kids around here get is the occasional National Anthem at assemblies.
toneeangel 22
We never have done the national anthem at my school we only did the Pledge of Allegiance. plus some people may not watch sports and some schools don't teach it. Mine didn't
tingtingmeg 12
I do. learned it in school
Enslaved 36
After Christina Aguilera's screw up, they tested a few Americans to see if they actually knew "The Star-Spangled Banner" WORD for WORD. Ha! Test yourself; write down the lyrics and see if you truly know it as well as you think. (Don't cheat!) Many will fail and miss the correct word here and there. :P
TheDrifter 23
As a Canadian Nascar fan, I can say I know it word for word, it just took me a few years to realize that "gentlemen start your engines" wasn't the last line of the anthem.
taywuhsaurusrex 19
As and American hockey fan, I know both the American and Canadian anthems word for word. I was taught the American in school, plus they sing both before games as well. Well, all teams do when they play a Canadian team, my team and its AHL affiliate always sing the Canadian one because its not that far and they have enough Canadian fans its just polite . I also used to be able to sing the Canadian in French as well, and the Irish in Gaelic ( though I think it always is) too, because of dance competitions, but those skills seem to have floated away.
elleseaak 3
I know it word for word because my generation was taught it from a very young age... Before anyone thought knowing the anthem for the country you live in, or pledging your allegiance to it, was "offensive".
PossiblyInDanger 24
I never had to sing it in school besides in chorus. We do say the Pledge of Allegiance every morning, but it isn't required. I don't say it.
Sandsh8rk 36
What if he was singing: 'My little poony, My little pooonny'
klovemachine 24
27, Your picture captures the emotion really well :-)
Sandsh8rk 36
Haha, thanks :3 Also, I meant singing in my comment, not signing. Damm phone :P
Wonder_Woman9932 5
how old are you..
KawaiiCupcake 14
I think even a little kid would know that :|
EnterSandman_fml 20
Just as long as it wasn't the Benny Hill theme, even though that's quite epic and probably apt for most governments...
ksks1234 33
The UN should declare the yakety sax must be in every national anthem.
jasmine2301 25
So did you get up and put your hand over your heart everytime you switched to the channel?
Zebediabolical 43
When I was being raised as a child I thought the CBC Hockey Night in Canada theme was the national anthem. Then I realized that a lot more people stand for that one.
rememberkids 14
TSN ruined it! :(