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Today, my recently built semi-detached house is so cheap and shoddily put together, I can both hear and feel the vibrations of my grossly obese neighbour farting in her sleep. No joke, every time she farts, I feel it vibrating my bed frame through the floorboards. FML
Buy her a butt plug.
You should sell your house now while it's an insane sellers' market. Advertise the farting neighbor, and you'll get $50,000 above asking!
OK so.. we're shaming a neighbor who does what EVERYONE in the world does, pass gas? And how does her being obese have ANYTHING to do with the crap house you bought? Sounds like an excuse to fatshame someone who has perfectly normal bodily functions.
Did you not examine the house before buying it?
Why would you buy such a crap house?