By seriouslysinglenomingle - 6/11/2017 12:00 - United States - Crystal Lake
Today, I realized that I can recognize each member of my disgusting family by the sound and smell of their farts. I can’t wait to move out. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  27

Why? You’re just going to have to start over matching each new person to the sound and smell of their farts.

Unless you are going to live alone, in which case the name that fart game gets pretty easy.

By  sheeeeet  |  11

Makes one wonder how to recognize you, you know what they say : who smelt it dealt it!