By lolk - 10/03/2013 07:41 - United States - Little Rock
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When I read "it began to shake", my first thought was that it was due to an earthquake.
Great idea having sex in your bedroom while the entire family is home and your little sister is in the adjoining room. I salute your brilliance, madam.
That wouldn't have happened if you respected the fact that your family was home. If you can't control yourself go get a motel room.
I can't stop imagining the sperm cells turning into tadpoles and rapidly growing into frogs within the walls of your home. Should lay off the catnip, shouldn't I?
I really don't understand people. Why do SO many people have wild, obnoxious sex that gets so powerfully loud that it always results in an fml because they either get caught, break something, get hurt, or disturb their ENTIRE family? It's called having tact and being quieter or better yet, not having sex while your parents are home AT ALL.