By estallidos - 23/01/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I got out of the hospital for the second time in a week. The first time was for a seizure that my cat induced by tripping me over. The second was to get stitches from the Doberman that had decided to take over my front yard while I was gone. Apparently I was intruding. FML
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DerangedFox 0

Perhaps you should avoid animals in general for awhile...

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null_fml 11

A dog decided to take over your front yard? You sure you didn't just go to the wrong house 'cause you were messed up from your pain meds? lol

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DerangedFox 0

Perhaps you should avoid animals in general for awhile...

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zelly05 0

first?! lol yay finally xD you should show the s.o.b. who's the real boss!!

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brianjman14 22

dont let that dog take over. fight back. kick it, use karate or something or shoot it with airsoft or paintball, just make sure he knows ur boss of ur own house and that dog cant come in and take it over

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The__Redneck 7

Airsoft, hell. The dog attacked you. Kill it. And ignore the people telling you it's morally wrong to kill a dog that attacks people. Quite to the contrary, it's a virtuous act for which all intelligent people should thank you.

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DerangedFox 0

You're actually second. Keep on tryin'! What is the big accomplishment of being first anyway?

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div01 2

you get to be frowned upon as a loser by the entire fml community.

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BritishHobo 0

I don't know, I'd quite like to be first, solely to not say the word first.

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null_fml 11

A dog decided to take over your front yard? You sure you didn't just go to the wrong house 'cause you were messed up from your pain meds? lol

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Vurban 0

I shot a dog who attacked me in my own yard once. No call for that shit. Don't know if he died or not. Don't care. He deserved it. Call animal control if it doesn't leave on it's own.

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Pointy130 0

That is SO what I came here to say. Dammit.

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saaaammmmm 0

I've thought about getting a concealed weapons license after an experience with a dog. Very scary stuff.

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Laurendorcus 0

You got stitches from a Doberman? That sounds like an Animal Planet show: Dr. Doberman, pet specialist. :-) Yes, I get that he had to get stitches because of the dog, but the first time I read it wrong and it was hysterical.

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tbwrb 0

because with the luck OP is having loaded weapons are a good idea

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turdburgers 0

get a tranquilizer gun, knock the dog out and put it in the trunk of your car, and drive it to the pound.

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manstie 1

Well, at least you get to choose if it gets put down? Does that happen in America?

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