By estallidos - United States
Today, I got out of the hospital for the second time in a week. The first time was for a seizure that my cat induced by tripping me over. The second was to get stitches from the Doberman that had decided to take over my front yard while I was gone. Apparently I was intruding. FML
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  brianjman14  |  22

dont let that dog take over. fight back. kick it, use karate or something or shoot it with airsoft or paintball, just make sure he knows ur boss of ur own house and that dog cant come in and take it over

  The__Redneck  |  7

Airsoft, hell. The dog attacked you. Kill it.

And ignore the people telling you it's morally wrong to kill a dog that attacks people. Quite to the contrary, it's a virtuous act for which all intelligent people should thank you.

By  Vurban  |  0

I shot a dog who attacked me in my own yard once. No call for that shit. Don't know if he died or not. Don't care. He deserved it. Call animal control if it doesn't leave on it's own.

By  Laurendorcus  |  0

You got stitches from a Doberman? That sounds like an Animal Planet show: Dr. Doberman, pet specialist. :-) Yes, I get that he had to get stitches because of the dog, but the first time I read it wrong and it was hysterical.