Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML
New to me
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML
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letthemxeatcake 0
You can pluck the hairs out.
redbluegreen 41
Is it wrong that I wanted to barf after reading this?
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Arsenic_Cupcake 0
Not really that big of a deal. In fact, if you use tweezers, you don't have to worry about waxing if that scares you, and it will grow back slower. Personally though, if you get your eyebrows waxed you can also get it so that they shape them to make them look neater as well.
Lifelooser_fml 0
Agreed, pluck em, and they won't grow back as blunt and thick, and it is less obvious that you have removed them.
iheart 0
oh get over it, youre a guy anyways so it isnt as bad
iEATdreamsx 0
Pssst I heard meat cleavers work the best. Go for it!
IronicTrumps 0
u must be ugly as shi*. firstly though its called a "monobrow" my mate has one and it looks funny as. seccondly if u shave it, it will take time to grow back, but when it does it will get way thicker and longer. shaving it will eventually become an everyday thing, prob better to leave it. and lastly, drink heaps of water, like 7or 8 cups a day. it keeps your pores cleaner. use facial wash everyday to speed up the process. and dont eat so much junk food. ur choice, put in the effort and look presentable (i assume your uglyness is what your complaining about), or eat and look like shi* p.s. get off the computer and have some exersize, wouldnt surprise me if your a fatty like so many these days. if u follow these little steps (which will likley piss u off) u will thank me one day, being harsh is best way to motivate yourself, lol picture yourself in 5 years furthermore, why did i write soo much, and give advice for someone ill never see in my life... FML i suppose.
Witchcraft_fml 5
It's called both "unibrow" and "monobrow". Just because "monobrow" is the term you use doesn't mean the other is wrong.
Witchcraft_fml 5
#156 and #157 made me weep for the English language.
ban4023 0
i wonna c how ulgy you r
Gracey__ 1
agreed.
hannahmichellee 0
Your supposed to PLUCK your eyebrows, not shave? duhhh
gowzer90 0
UNIBROWS RULE!!! wtf is up with all you people? unibrows and handlebar moustaches make the world go around and give inspiration to billions to not be boring conformists. never an fml about the unibrow but an fml about acne for sure
Dubstep_fml 1
#163 you are truly an inspiration to us all