Today, I realized that getting an awesome new phone with all the new bells and whistles doesn't mean that people will now actually want to talk to me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I once again used my phone to get out of a conversation with someone, instead of actually talking to someone on it. FML
Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML
Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML
Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML
Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML
Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML
Today, I got excited when my phone vibrated because I thought someone actually wanted to talk to me. When I grabbed my phone, I realized my mind had played a trick on me and I only thought it vibrated. I'm so lonely, I subconsciously trick myself into thinking I have friends. FML
Today, I got congratulations at work for being "so focused" and "not spending time on my phone." I didn't have the heart to tell my manager I don't spend time on my phone because I have no friends to talk to. FML
Today, I called up Verizon Wireless to "complain" about my phone service. I really had nothing to complain about, I was just that lonely that I wanted someone to talk to. FML
Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML
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Top comments
f_alltheirlives 3
Phones have bells and whistles now? Nice
Impromptu_fml 0
Should get some materialistic friends. Then they won't mind you waving it in their faces.
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Comments (79)
zombieskater 0
try excercise and dieting. not trying to be a dick but ugly gurls piss me off when they can do something about it
zombieskater 0
fix yourself
kiah101 0
itz okay i know how u feel...........cuz all the nerds are always bugging the hell out of me when im making out with random guys i know at school and they tease saying oooooooooooh i wana try dat
Firesprite2009 0
...Run that by me again, how does that mean you know how she feels? She's talking about feeling alone. If you've got your tongue down some random guy's throat, you're hardly 'alone'.
insanelyXnikki 18
......... theres so many things wrong with that...
karinka 0
um....materialistic much? why don't you try a different approach. like getting a nice hobby or something, or maybe you expect those qualities in people your self. blings,like those birds that find shiny objects and brings them to the female or male and see if they would respond. bottom line you're doing it wrong
lmcb_x 0
I think that maybe you should think that if you're flashing off a new phone with all the 'bells and whistles', people are just going to think you're stuck up. Personally, I wouldn't be friends with someone like that. Perhaps take a different approach? I feel bad for you anyway. I'd talk to you..
hannah44 0
Perhaps its because you are too materialistic, and use the phrase "Bells and whistles"
Cha0s_fml 0
You read my mind
GumboVariation 0
What a subtle stab at the capitalist system. You have my respect, OP.
DllnBro 0
it happens. sometimes I don't get 1 call the entire day. sometimes I get 15 calls. it depends on the day. get involved with ppl
Giadastelle 0
That totally happened to me :(
onexgun 0
good job!