YDI, did you try to make some calls yourself?

Congratulations. You are more intelligent than 90% of those people who buy a new cell when the old is still functional. Next step: talk to people to let them know. Then give them your number.

try buying a new car :D

It is... I have the bumper sticker. It also gives the the cops something to pull you over for late at night.

But look at all the people that will talk to you here.

Try talking to them first, smart one.

There's probably a good reason no one calls you. First and Foremost, you're probably a loser, have a lame personality or just boring. But what you might want to give a try to is: going out and meeting some more loser people like yourself. :) That way you might be the "cool phone guy" in your loser crew, hence; you might even get called. :)

Today, I whined to internet strangers about something that was my fault. FML.

At least you'll have lots of cool games.

What? I got a cheap phone, and it still has the capabilities to receive fake texts from imaginary friends. Try scripting your email client to do that. Alternatively get a third arm attached. People will talk to you then.