smallfrie32
Today, I realized that 95% of my Facebook friends added me only because they think my sisters are hot. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
GshDrnt
United States
Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML
sexy…i guess
United States
Just take the W
Today, I found out that my sister’s friends think I’m “hot” and “sexy.” They’re nine. FML
loser
United States
Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML
notliked
United States
Friends?
Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
Noname
United States
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
alliobamy
United States
Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML
creepyyy
United States
Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML
unlovedfatty
United States
Today, I reactivated my Facebook account, having not used it for three months. My "friends" didn't realize this. According to their recent status updates, I'm disgustingly fat, have a hook nose, and I'm secretly hated. FML
sourcandy013
United States
Today, my 11 year-old sister unfriended me on Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML
crucets
United States
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML
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chronicwanker 4
can i get your email so i can add you? I wanna see if your friends are right
lindsaysue 4
"National Unfriend Day" was last week, maybe you should have participated.
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yummycupcakegirl 0
Well, extreme makeover for you.
mikomajik 0
I just want ur fb add me I'll be ur friend
TryptamineDreame 0
Lmao, anorexic_barbie, I actually haven't slept in a little while due to me working all night and so I didn't realize I did put so many quotation marks haha. Oh, and I don't have a reply button on my phone, for whoever wants to say something.
perdix 31
Shut up and work it. Make sure you keep posting fresh pix of your sisters to keep your "friends" interested. People might begin to tolerate your unattractive, boring presence just to have possible access to your sisters, so you will have what passes as friendship. Since you are obvious failing at making real friends, use your sisters' beauty to secure phony ones.
TryptamineDreame 0
Lmao 38 :)
sabroso 0
question is; do you think they're hot? btw hook me up with their names. jk. but seriously.
xycejh 0
I disagree with those who think OP should unfriend the %95, it would only make OP look like a cynical loser and I doubt that's what s/he wants. Indeed, OP, there's not much you can do. You could have ignored their requests in the beginning when they added you, but that's hardly the case now. FYL indeed, you can only live with it. Yet, since you have so few real friends on FB, I don't see the point why you should keep it. Just freeze your account, at least you'll get back at them.
Zmeilerr 22
Okay, Jack Mclellan.
tencentsakiss 19
I'm guessing that you are on the app or the cell phone version. You can only pm people from the website.
tigrouficele2012 44
YDI for thinking random strangers who add you on Facebook are actually your friends. Seriously?