Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
notliked
United States
Friends?
Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
Baileyy
United States
Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML
Kaya Marley Ramsey
Dopamine
Today, Facebook stopped working and I realized how emotionally dependent I am on social media. FML
pottie69
United States
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Clout chasing
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
why they bomb
Campbell River, Canada
Today, feeling in need of a self-esteem boost, I took what I thought was a good selfie and I put it on Facebook. Out of 500 friends, the only response I got was a picture of Saddam Hussein with the caption, "This is why I bomb people." FML
Username
Reset my life
Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML
AlonsoKold
Jackson, United States
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Discouraged
Newmarket, Canada
Today, my brother admitted that he decides whether he will date a girl or not based on the number of likes she gets on her selfies. We share the same blood. FML
hesaidwhat
United States
Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML
Top comments
cradle6 13
So you don't like your own posts? Remember, the first step is liking you(r Facebook posts).
thatshot808 6
Liking your own status is like giving yourself a high five
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Comments (199)
MissCutiee 0
I feel bad for you man.
brian345 5
noo way me to!!
JamesJohn89 4
Whats a facebook?
kidstar 0
Damm dude
idoam 8
How will your self esteem hold up after all the YDI's this FML got?
zuzupetalsYO 11
*while looking at reflection in computer monitor..."I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh dangit people LIKE me!"
atamaga 0
That's pathetic.
maddyyghee 6
Wth ? U should be mire confident with urself. And if ur getting likes , well u must be sum wat popular.
babyshaft408 8
Just delete ur Facebook. It's kinda worthless
Cshaw6215 5
Everybody does that!