Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Friends?
Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML
Dopamine
Today, Facebook stopped working and I realized how emotionally dependent I am on social media. FML
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML
Clout chasing
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
Today, feeling in need of a self-esteem boost, I took what I thought was a good selfie and I put it on Facebook. Out of 500 friends, the only response I got was a picture of Saddam Hussein with the caption, "This is why I bomb people." FML
Reset my life
Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, my brother admitted that he decides whether he will date a girl or not based on the number of likes she gets on her selfies. We share the same blood. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML
Top comments
cradle6 13
So you don't like your own posts? Remember, the first step is liking you(r Facebook posts).
thatshot808 6
Liking your own status is like giving yourself a high five
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Comments (199)
itstesshomo 2
same. that's why I don't posts statuses cause I know I'll get no likes hahahaha
rshbld2thehead 1
Anyone who bases their self worth off of anything having to do with facebook needs to do some serious reevaluating of their life!
Lauren160 0
Don't worry about it...it happens to everyone in different ways.
tactical_bacon 4
well then i guess ur confidence will be shattered by the amount of YDI's you got for being lame
AssassinsCRB 0
Mines youtube comment thumbs up
jeffcox99 10
ME TOO! But I'm ok with it =D
atleese 4
Same ):
farkas420 0
I think it's time you delete your face book account
Hardwaregeek 0
Somebody hasn't been to Reddit
MilkMaid75 2
Oh no, what's going to happen when you see all the "you deserve it" votes