Today, I realized I'm so desperate for money that I started to watch Breaking Bad to learn how to make meth. I stopped, not because I decided it was a bad idea, but because it looks too hard. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML
Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML
Today, my 43-year-old brother's obsession with Breaking Bad reached a new level of stupidity when he nearly got us beaten up by a bunch of meth-heads down by our local park. He went up to them with his shaved head and stupid hat, and tried to act all Walter White with them. FML
Today, I got the ending to Breaking Bad spoiled for me by a cashier while I was buying the final season box-set. FML
Today, I realized I need a new job. This happened when I was seriously considering ways to break my leg so I could stay at home for a day and not have to deal with my boss. FML
Today, I walked in on my fifteen-year-old son and his friends attempting to set up a rudimentary meth lab in his bedroom. I'm not sure whether to be angrier that they simply tried this, or that they thought burning up baking soda would somehow produce methamphetamine. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm so conceited. All of this because I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her. FML
Today, I'm so broke, I resorted to breaking into my old apartment complex to do my laundry in the basement for free. FML
Today, realizing how poor I am, I decided to steal gas. The only place I was brave enough to steal from was my parents' lawn mower. FML
Today, I tried to be a responsible adult and went to bed early. I woke up at 3 a.m. and couldn't fall back asleep, so I binge-watched a whole season of a show on Netflix. It was a terrible fucking show as well. FML
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Top comments
Senseless_487 29
Not only is it a terrible idea, but there's no way you can learn by watching that show. That's like thinking you can learn to count cards by watching 21.
spaboolly 26
Suggestions for more productive uses of your time: Looking for a job Donating blood/plasma Doing volunteer work Learning a new (preferably marketable) skill Catching up on reading Judging by the level of intelligence in this story, I would say the last one will take quite a while.
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Comments (69)
Grauncho 27
You should go for it anyway. With luck, the meth lab will explode and rid the world of one more desperate, unmotivated idiot.
Delta2Almanac 7
I don't think you are following the right 'meth'od to make money
BunchieRules 31
I guess making meth isn't all it's cracked up to be. Maybe weed be better off without idiots like OPium.
MakeTodayADTR 20
Or.. You could get a job :)
tne201992 12
"Meth is a hell of drug." - Lois Griffin That part of Family Guy popped in my head. lol
deegeebee 10
Yeah, screw that! That's like, chemistry n' junk. Just freeload off your family, never get a real job, and always complain about the economy; everyone LOVES that...
Aiumi 3
True FML Decent Problem First world problem Minor inconvenience 'omg my bf/gf isn't perfect wah wah' this
fucking_dev 2
get some coke boil the water pour baking soda in that bitch ..... you're welcome
PeteyPablo12308 20
That's how you make crack-cocaine! Not meth. The reason meth is so prevalent, is because all the ingredients are chemicals that can be found in stores, or even around the house. Cocaine comes from the coca plant which is much less common to have laying around, and cannot be sold in stores.
loganbangs 2
that is crack ass hole.
isamisis 9
It's a good show. You could still learn something.
juicypu55y 0
Holycrap this site is so fake and boring. Just hows how dumb american's are
annie_nk 23
So you considered making one of the most powerful and dangerous drugs before applying for a job?