Today, I realized I'm so desperate for money that I started to watch Breaking Bad to learn how to make meth. I stopped, not because I decided it was a bad idea, but because it looks too hard. FML
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Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML
Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML
Today, my 43-year-old brother's obsession with Breaking Bad reached a new level of stupidity when he nearly got us beaten up by a bunch of meth-heads down by our local park. He went up to them with his shaved head and stupid hat, and tried to act all Walter White with them. FML
Today, I got the ending to Breaking Bad spoiled for me by a cashier while I was buying the final season box-set. FML
Today, I realized I need a new job. This happened when I was seriously considering ways to break my leg so I could stay at home for a day and not have to deal with my boss. FML
Today, I walked in on my fifteen-year-old son and his friends attempting to set up a rudimentary meth lab in his bedroom. I'm not sure whether to be angrier that they simply tried this, or that they thought burning up baking soda would somehow produce methamphetamine. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm so conceited. All of this because I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her. FML
Today, I'm so broke, I resorted to breaking into my old apartment complex to do my laundry in the basement for free. FML
Today, realizing how poor I am, I decided to steal gas. The only place I was brave enough to steal from was my parents' lawn mower. FML
Today, I tried to be a responsible adult and went to bed early. I woke up at 3 a.m. and couldn't fall back asleep, so I binge-watched a whole season of a show on Netflix. It was a terrible fucking show as well. FML
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Top comments
Senseless_487 29
Not only is it a terrible idea, but there's no way you can learn by watching that show. That's like thinking you can learn to count cards by watching 21.
spaboolly 26
Suggestions for more productive uses of your time: Looking for a job Donating blood/plasma Doing volunteer work Learning a new (preferably marketable) skill Catching up on reading Judging by the level of intelligence in this story, I would say the last one will take quite a while.
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Comments (69)
johnnyshred612 4
WHERE IS OP's MONEY?!?! ...I gave it to Ted
devon8823 4
Maybe you should have went with it would be a bad idea..
hazebah 4
Apply yourself
KiddNYC1O 22
You're an idiot. The makers put themselves in just as much risk as the suppliers and users...
hobojo69 23
I think the problem is that you don't like working if its hard
DoxIxHAVExTo 10
Though I understand that Breaking Bad is a TV show and some things might be inaccurate and therefore OP's plan was already a bad idea, I was thinking the exact same thing...
gottheREMEDY420 9
omfg..i love this <3
grichie1994 0
It doesn't say ANYWHERE that he doesn't have a job. Maybe OP's part of the working poor. Thought about that? "Apply for a job." Pfft.
grichie1994 0
It doesn't say ANYWHERE that he doesn't have a job. Maybe OP's part of the working poor. Thought about that? "Apply for a job." Pfft.
chrisp87 11
YDI for being dumb and lacking common knowledge not only is that a terrible idea there's no chance you'd even have the skills to make meth not to mention you would have the police and possibly drug dealers wanting you gone.
Pikachu17 13
Hi, I want to sell an illegal drug and I want the world to know. *facepalm*