Today, I realized I'm getting my period pretty soon. How? I started crying and throwing plates because I thought we were out of sweet bread. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Today, I found out that I puke and then pass out at the sight of blood. I am a 16 year old girl expecting hundreds of periods to come. FML
Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML
Today, after I went in for surgery, I came out of extremely anemic from blood loss. As soon as I got home, I started my period. FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML
Today, at a family reunion, my dad announced to everyone that I'd finally started my menstrual cycle. My grandmother started sobbing hysterically. FML
Today, I realized how emotional I get around my time of month when I cried because a cheese commercial was so "touching." FML
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Top comments
Jemm_fml 29
Hey, sweet bread is the shit... so I totally understand.
Wizardo 34
Maybe you're just really passionate about sweet bread and you hate plates...
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Comments (210)
joopjoop 19
well on one hand hormones suck and can make you very emotional, on the other hand once that turns into throwing shit then that's all you, not the pms
tnf0920 9
You sound like you have more problems then pms...I've never met a women that acts like that. Weirdo..
damnit1989 16
I get grumpy. Maybe a little bitchy. But I do not throw shit. Sounds like an excuse to me. Something else is going on in your life, and you need to deal with it before you do something you regret.
firemedic841 11
Why does the Disturbed song "Droppin Plates" suddenly come to mind?
lmfaoincanada 9
Yes! I wasn't the only one!
Sheh_fml 25
You might want to look into that... Both for your well-being and the well-being of those around you. That's not normal PMS or cramp-induced crankiness.
ellenjasmin 18
It's so annoying when girls use pms as a reason to act like an idiot. No matter what amount of pain you're in, we all have a certain degree of self control, some people just don't choose to use it.
tracyswingkid 8
I used to go through the same thing. Finally, I got on Seasonique, then Lybrel, and most recently Mirena. No more periods. No more out-of-control symptoms. Take control of your life GF.
meherm 11
Am I the only girl who doesn't go psycho during my time? The most I've done is cry and that was like twice other than that everything is pretty normal...
Obey_StudBoii 23
Nope you're not alone. All I get is my hormones being out of wack and cramps. Just glad mine isn't as bad as OP's.
Kalipczo 21
My personality literally doesn't change at all when I have my period. No one ever knows I'm on it unless I tell them
Desticles69 13
I would hate to be your boyfriend.
enty6003 18
Does it sound like the crazy bitch has a boyfriend?
KingReppin956 15
Pan de dulce!