Today, I realized I'm getting my period pretty soon. How? I started crying and throwing plates because I thought we were out of sweet bread. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Today, I found out that I puke and then pass out at the sight of blood. I am a 16 year old girl expecting hundreds of periods to come. FML
Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML
Today, after I went in for surgery, I came out of extremely anemic from blood loss. As soon as I got home, I started my period. FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML
Today, at a family reunion, my dad announced to everyone that I'd finally started my menstrual cycle. My grandmother started sobbing hysterically. FML
Today, I realized how emotional I get around my time of month when I cried because a cheese commercial was so "touching." FML
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Top comments
Jemm_fml 29
Hey, sweet bread is the shit... so I totally understand.
Wizardo 34
Maybe you're just really passionate about sweet bread and you hate plates...
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Comments (210)
TexasBitch 13
That's not your period. You're just crazy.
sehrgutmann 19
wait sweet bread as in brains?
Thatguy334 7
Sweet breads are thymus gland and the pancreas, not brains.
Ashley868 10
I get mood swings around my period but I can't say I have ever gone psycho. I think there is more to this than PMS. The most that happens to me is I lose my sense of humour or I cry easily. Get help.
Obey_StudBoii 23
-_-
Thatguy334 7
Totally normal if you ask me. I would lose my mind if I found out I was out of thymus gland. And who the heck wants plates around anyway?
Opheliae 22
How mad would OP be if she found the sweet bread but then was all out of plates?
Omniprism 15
There's medication for that. Seriously.
laden_swallow09 35
No, you're just an unstable bitch.
Obey_StudBoii 23
You really think you know a woman's body huh jackass? Keep your comments to yourself asshole.
LissaMccracken 23
Okay... I have never heard of anyone acting like that because of their period. Never. That's just psycho to be honest...
ColtonStecher 12
Where the **** is #1?
Nirah_fml 18
Maybe the OP went after that next
incoherentrmblr 22
...and if you found out you had sweet bread, now you're out of plates...
incoherentrmblr 22
Whatever happened to just throwing lamps?...
superman3212 8
your reaction to sweet rice must suck