Today, I realized I'm getting my period pretty soon. How? I started crying and throwing plates because I thought we were out of sweet bread. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Today, I found out that I puke and then pass out at the sight of blood. I am a 16 year old girl expecting hundreds of periods to come. FML
Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML
Today, after I went in for surgery, I came out of extremely anemic from blood loss. As soon as I got home, I started my period. FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML
Today, at a family reunion, my dad announced to everyone that I'd finally started my menstrual cycle. My grandmother started sobbing hysterically. FML
Today, I realized how emotional I get around my time of month when I cried because a cheese commercial was so "touching." FML
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Top comments
Jemm_fml 29
Hey, sweet bread is the shit... so I totally understand.
Wizardo 34
Maybe you're just really passionate about sweet bread and you hate plates...
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Comments (210)
ni0ve 9
no, youre just a b. pms isnt an excuse, get help
BO2ZombiesGirl 10
She can't be pregnant if she hasn't even had her period yet.
balletteacher 11
Seriously?? I'm sorry but there is only so much you can blame on hormones. You are still responsible for your actions and throwing plates around is pathetic.
joeyl2008 29
i guess since Im a guy I'll never understand but I feel like if I was about to do something like that I would realize I'm being crazy and stop
NocturnalCro 14
Holy shit. You're a winner aren't you?
Levvy 22
I like how the wording is "'I started' throwing plates" as if it were an involuntary reaction.
punxroxr87 7
to me personally sounds really immature. no sweet bread and you throw a tantrum? I have never met someone who does that. and to blame it on pms is low. to me it sounds like you have a high demanding for self-gratification, and when your disappointed you act like that. learn how to behave proper, and stop making excuses. not saying pms can't get bad for a girl, i dated a girl who got them bad, but she didn't make that a reason to behave bad or act overdramatic about something not going her way. a woman has class, and elegance. who wants to desire a woman who acts like that
gimmicksz 9
Thats not a period, u just have problems
Baybiiie 11
That's a bit extreme just for period hormones. I can get irritation, moody and wanting to be alone but throwing plates?! You need help. Yes I'm a girl who also has periods so I know what I'm talking about.
tscholzy 3
I THOUGHT we were out of sweetbread.