Today, I realized I'm getting my period pretty soon. How? I started crying and throwing plates because I thought we were out of sweet bread. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Today, I found out that I puke and then pass out at the sight of blood. I am a 16 year old girl expecting hundreds of periods to come. FML
Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML
Today, after I went in for surgery, I came out of extremely anemic from blood loss. As soon as I got home, I started my period. FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML
Today, at a family reunion, my dad announced to everyone that I'd finally started my menstrual cycle. My grandmother started sobbing hysterically. FML
Today, I realized how emotional I get around my time of month when I cried because a cheese commercial was so "touching." FML
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Top comments
Jemm_fml 29
Hey, sweet bread is the shit... so I totally understand.
Wizardo 34
Maybe you're just really passionate about sweet bread and you hate plates...
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Comments (210)
babyseastar 5
Woah. You need to calm your ****, honey. You've got a lot of years coming with Tia Flow.
FerretOfDOOM 3
Or... you're being spoiled. I mean, a period is no excuse for throwing plates and crying- good god if I'd do that, my parents would flip.
UNLUCKYyY1037 26
Lack of sweet bread causes all of us to have our periods
greatfirstdate 18
My mom threw flowerpots and other stuff when she was on her period. I inherited all of the moodiness from her, which is on the extreme side. But seriously, OP, your voice of reason shouldn't be silenced just because of this. If you can't calm yourself down, then maybe you have other issues.
Locoluis 15
Detox your body. Increase your vitamin regime. Boost your physical activity and reduce stress. Something that puts you through hell to the point of not being able to control yourself, that can't be normal, that can't be right. It's a sign that your body is not working correctly. Seek help.
jillyrdxd 7
Hey sweet bread is awesome
cho_bee 9
You need some magic brownies...
IzziJayde 6
You shouldn't post about your cycle, you attention seeker. No one wants to know about your disgusting bodily functions. I don't even know why they put this through.
Likian5 26
Soon? I think you're probably already on it.
CTPope74 13
You control your behavior, even if you are experiencing PMS. I understand mood swings due to hormones. Mood swings dont throw thing. Mood swings dont open their mouth and bitch. Mood swings do not start fights. You do that. PMS is just an excuse that you are using. You throw things and get physical because you have anger issues or were not raised properly to not do that. You verbally being a bitch is becaue you do not know how to treat people properly. PMS does none of that.