Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year-old guy. My boss is a 50 year-old woman. I desperately need this job. FML
Today, I'm currently in a relationship, but he acts like a child. My boss has been trying for over a year to get my attention, and I've ignored his advances this whole time, but now I think that I've caught feelings for him. I'm torn between a man child and my boss who makes me submissive. What is wrong with me? FML
Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML
Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML
Today, I came to terms with the fact that my boss owns my soul for the bare minimum wage, and has me so whipped that he probably will for the rest of eternity, or until his ancient, withered, necromantic ass dies. FML
Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML
Today, my boss keeps pointing out similarities between his wife and me. I genuinely dislike her, and have feelings for him. FML
Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, after having finally summoned the nerve to report a guy at my workplace who has been sexually harassing me for months, I got a phone call from my boss. He said that there was nothing he could do about it, because the guy "wouldn't confess." FML
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Top comments
ohmandapants 17
Don't you have any HR reps? If not, QUIT. If he's making inappropriate advances I'm sure you could press charges. Make sure he's caught in the act!
gabrielbaby 9
Creeper....
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Comments (233)
youshitme 9
Just use it to your advantage, you might get unexpected privileges. Or at least you might get some gobby, blokes give it better anyway.
coboy 5
You could record his advances and sue for sexual herrasment. Or find some time off work and kick the living s#;+ out of him. = )
breathemein 10
Just confront him...
jobsman99 0
Sleep on your back please. Safer that way.
quagmire06 0
Do I hear lawsuit lol
HunterAlpha1 8
alternative solution: report his behavior to to your boss's boss. if he fires you, sue his ass off.
slicklol 7
I wouldn't go for unemployment in Romania, don't even know how you guys survive there, making like 200 euros a month O.O
JamesCrook 0
Sounds like Cleveland's boss in The Cleveland Show
bluebird5679 3
Maybe you'll get a stepson named Allen Gregory. Lol
cyndisue88 8
Wtf??!
jbabe05 0
Is his name Jacob? Hahahahaha