Miscellaneous: Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z"... - FML

By slcbabii23 - 01/10/2009 07:56 - United States

Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML

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By Hth - 15/01/2009 11:14 - United States

Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 13:49 - United States

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

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By GamingWolfy5 - 27/06/2019 06:36

Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my keyboard with my fists, I bashed my face on the keyboard. It REALLY hurt. FML

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By mdg - 04/12/2012 17:16 - United States - North Windham

Today, while at work taking notes on a pad of paper, my boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML

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Self-care

By Mee - 05/10/2009 10:49 - Kuwait

Today, I was frustrated at work so to have fun, I wrote an email to myself saying that I was great and loved myself and should relax. I used all different colors and fonts. Instead of hitting "delete", I hit "print" without realizing. My manager got it out of the printer and put it on my desk. FML

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Classic rookie mistake

By Anonymous - 04/11/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML

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By katier8295 - 27/10/2012 12:43 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was writing out palm cards and didn't know if I'd spelled a word correctly, so I stared at it for about 10 seconds waiting for spell check to tell me if it was right or not before I realised I was writing on paper. FML

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By copycat - 19/03/2015 05:05 - United States - Norco

Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML

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Brain worms

By The Wherewolf - 08/10/2023 19:30

Today, I was so tired at work that I typed out "wherehouse" instead of "warehouse" in a document shared with my co-workers. It took me several seconds to realize why the heck the spell checker had underlined "wherehouse" in red. FML

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This ain't it chief

By JemapelleStupid - 27/04/2022 06:00

Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML

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Lisa89 3

Thursday 1 October 2009 16:21

I do the same :3. I try ans save my work as i'm painting (on canvas) then realize i don't need to :P.

Syn_fml 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 18:20

That's because you're an idiot.

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dionysos7 0

Friday 2 October 2009 14:32

I think everyone has done that. I've even tried to ctrl+f to find stuff in my backpack. Pretty bad.

Merciless 0

Friday 2 October 2009 14:59

today I realized how much am in to computer. I tried to "CTRL+C" the nerd sitting infront of me and then "CTRL+V" it on my paper. unfortunately I the administrator found and deleted me!fhl!!!...

Violetina 0

Friday 2 October 2009 15:29

Uhhhh I did this with a picture I was drawing on paper, since I use photoshop so often now. I though it was more of a MLIA but then I though thats too stupid to post on the net. how the poo is it an FML, at least I had the decency to leave it.

heatrider986 1

Friday 2 October 2009 17:59

lmao

alypet40 0

Friday 2 October 2009 23:19

omg

monkey314159 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 0:08

That's hilarious and totally stolen from bash.org

WarriPengoo 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 1:46

lol i did that once

eastbaybunny 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 3:29

that's almost as bad as thinking "L-O-L" in response to most of the FML stories you read... lol AH!

madame_malfoy 4

Saturday 3 October 2009 3:32

how sad is it thagt i do exactly the same thing every time i mess something p on paper, either bring 2 fingers down to the lower left to ctrlz, or try to goto rdit and undo...seriously...with my hands as the mouse too...*facepalm*

fuckerlife 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 3:55

hahahah omg i do that all the timee

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