Today, I realized how bad my OCD is when I accidentally got a paper cut and I was annoyed by the fact that the cut wasn't in a straight line. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Today, my OCD reached a new high when I used a correction pen to white-out an eyelash which was photocopied onto every single page of my reading material. I did it because the eyelash was too distracting and I couldn't finish reading the article without the urge to rip it into shreds. FML
Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML
Today, at work, I have discovered the wonderful feeling of having a paper cut, with metal, under your nail, on all your nails. FML
Today, as I passed a printout over my shoulder to my mum, I managed to give myself a papercut on my tear duct. FML
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML
Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML
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evan_7899 28
well, make another
addioty 19
We are on the same boat :/
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Comments (117)
stephers444 17
It's not the end of the world. Cover it up or get another paper cut that is straight
Enslaved 38
I have a friend that claimed to be OCD and said she couldn't date a guy that has a curved penis. Yeah, she's still single. :P
RedPillSucks 33
Sounds like she should have a 5-some with a guy curved in each direction
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
I used to have problems like that when I was younger. If I got one hand wet, I had to wet the other one before I dried them off. If I was sitting on one leg, I had to be sitting on the other or I went crazy. It was like my body was divided into two halves and both demanded balance.
graceinsheepwear 34
I did the same thing. It lessened as I grew up and I consciously fought it as well. I also noticed it was worse around my period. I am not speaking to those with a true medical diagnosis of OCD, but those who are just anal, you may be able to consciously train yourself out of it. I did and am so glad I did. Much less stress.
Reaper350 7
too funny
EvilLittleMan 23
This OCD thread has turn into WTF is actually OCD.
devintuz69 1
how do you get a paper cut that isn't straight?
saraitkddh 47
what OP meant that it's straight but not vertical
saraitkddh 47
oh sorry OP hope that you will get better through therapy
hi1733 9
I feel ya
binogee 9
**** you nature can't even do a straight line
Camnewton69 0
Nigga the ****?