Today, I realized how bad my OCD is when I accidentally got a paper cut and I was annoyed by the fact that the cut wasn't in a straight line. FML
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Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Today, my OCD reached a new high when I used a correction pen to white-out an eyelash which was photocopied onto every single page of my reading material. I did it because the eyelash was too distracting and I couldn't finish reading the article without the urge to rip it into shreds. FML
Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML
Today, at work, I have discovered the wonderful feeling of having a paper cut, with metal, under your nail, on all your nails. FML
Today, as I passed a printout over my shoulder to my mum, I managed to give myself a papercut on my tear duct. FML
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML
Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML
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evan_7899 28
well, make another
addioty 19
We are on the same boat :/
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Comments (117)
Schiffy 18
At least you weren't mad that the same finger on the other hand wasn't cut in the same way...... (seriously, I probably would have been)
djPanda 8
That's ******* hilarious
worldclassrager 41
I know how that is...I had the same thing with a few things...
RedPillSucks 33
Hold your hand so it seems straight
droidlover 14
Knock knock Who's there? Paper cut Paper cut who? Paper cut not straight!! Hahahahaha
peacejunior 12
Haha I found this funny. Then I saw they-thump you. Still funny.
Ibuki 15
paper cuts aren't actually straight though microscopically if u look at the cut it'll be all jagged, not smooth like a knife
hawkscoii 1
You're not OCD, just anal retentive. Relax.
jsc9306 14
Lol- that's awesome!
Polynesian 2
I dont mind paper cuts becuaee thwir small, its the fact that the sanitizer reminds me that I have a cut
Levvy 22
Thank you for that. Seriously and massively. Thank you.