Today, I realised that my closeted gay friend has dated more women this year than I have in my 28 years of life. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML
Today, my gay best friend slept over, as he has many times during the past three years of our friendship. This time, however, he confessed to me that he's only pretended to be gay to get closer to me because he's in love with me. I've allowed my stalker to sleep in my house and in my bed for three years. FML
Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML
Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for a year is and always has been gay. I was apparently "an amazingly convenient beard" for his ultra-religious family. FML
Today, a stranger told me how proud he was that my boyfriend and I were so open with our sexuality. For the past three years, most strangers have thought we're a pair of gay men. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, I realized that my gay male friend tells me I’m pretty, gives me random compliments, and shows me off more often than my husband of 10 years. I legitimately can’t remember the last time my husband called me beautiful. Even if I ask him how I look, the best I’ll get is “You look fine.” FML
Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
justanonymous123 13
If he's gay is it fair that he is dating women giving them a false hope of a relationship?
Fgjvshnb 22
FYL OP, get out there!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (79)
jayennachristine 23
Date me OP ???
somelildude 14
Wouldn't that make him Bi at the very least?
DoomedGemini 38
Not if he is only dating them as a coverup. Sexuality is what you are attracted to, and that's not necessarily who you date.
just2comment89 2
Seriously? Your friend is in the closet and you're using his situation to throw a pity party for yourself? I couldn't vote YDI quick enough.
interesting33 37
How do you know he is gay if he is closeted?
alioni 12
Ask him for some advice , you can do it OP !
soulreaper12296 28
You do realize that since he's gay he's using all the women as a cover up? So technically they don't really count.
JKPwnage 27
It's not that bad, you've both dated the same number of people that you're actually attracted to...
Dariandra 0
Look at it this way: it's easier to date someone/stay in a relationship that you don't really care about. You have higher standards.
smoothies14 32
Sorry, but gay guys are sweet and good at listening (not to mention well dressed and groomed). Every girl hopes they're actually straight.
Keiraquarium 12
I mean... that's a bit of a huge generalization. I've definitely met douchey gay guys before. Surely it's just like it is with straight peopl- some are lovely, some aren't. Gay people aren't all the samea as each other...
Keiraquarium 12
Woops. *People, *same
smoothies14 32
Forgive my generalization. I'm from Oklahoma we don't have many that are willing to admit it. This comment is from my personal experience.
Drosophila82 18
That's alright , it's called sublimation or over compensation ... Look it up