Anonymous
Bang Bua Thong, Thailand
Today, I realised that I've never been able to successfully cook a meal outside of World of Warcraft. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
insearch4i
United States
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
lilybelle11
Brisbane, Australia
New quest
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Anonymous
Today, I spent all day making preparations and buying food for my upcoming birthday. It's not for a party, though - none of my friends wanted to come. I'm preparing for the launch of the new World of Warcraft expansion. FML
Anonymous
The neverending dinner
Today, I was so excited to finally try a new recipe that I found online. After hours of prep, I realized I misread the serving size and ended up cooking enough food to feed a small army. I don't have a freezer and I live in the middle of nowhere. FML
DLS
United States
Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML
Pizza?
Portland, United States
Training wheels
Today, I’m learning to cook and invited friends over to prove I’m improving. I timed everything perfectly… or so I thought. I realized I’d never actually turned the oven on. We stood around a beautifully plated tray of room-temperature lasagna while I said, “It just needs… a bit more time.” Two hours later, we ordered pizza. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Self sabotage
Today, I gave myself a major foodgasm by creating an absolutely yummy egg and mushroom salad with mustard. Turns out, though, that my digestive abilities are not quite as good as my culinary ones. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML
SocialAnxietyNightmare
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Guildy pleasure
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML
Top comments
Nyx_fml 23
Well, OP, even in WoW, cooking takes skill (points).
RivetingTaleChap 6
Log off. You might be surprised by what you can accomplish when you make a genuine effort.
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Comments (118)
pdp_fml 21
You do know how to operate a microwave oven don't you? Just try to follow the instructions on the box. It really is easy.
Mauskau 36
Start with the basics like tinned food on the hob. Then pasta. Then progress onto adding things to the pasta. Try getting a George foreman grill for meats, they're easier to use and make your meats taste good. Vegetables you just boil them, try one whilst it's been cooking to see if it's to your liking or not. Then you can progress :)
FrankHotpants 31
This is probably why so many people are overweight, can't cook and rely on fast food.
aligater10 7
Maybe start working on skills in real life? but believe me ive been there-_- damn you world of warcraft! so fun.
HawkwindFan2016 8
Solution: Play WoW while cooking.
domolovesyoshi 33
oh, that seems okay, maybe you could try to leave the warcraft world and learn how to cook a proper meal because you need sustenance to game.
amanda131 4
Playing WoW while cooking really isn't hard, I would do it all the time when i was a heavy player.... I used the cooldowns on everything as timers for checking on something. LoH or hearthstone to keep track of time, or go into a battleground and stir when waiting to resurect. It's a good system.
natywantspeace 7
Pathetically sad
Bluecollargang_ 8
Get back to the kitchen!
HAno97 12
If u can't take the time to make a bowl of cereal or some toast or a sandwiched in fact....there's a problem....