Today, I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to my shirt underarms everyday. It makes supermarket trips interesting. Especially as a man. FML
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Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I've tried literally every possible brand of antiperspirant deodorant available to me in my area. I went to the bathroom to discover I'd pitted out my favorite shirt. It's mild weather, I have done nothing active, and I'm not stressed. My body just loves to make me sweat. FML
Today, I was on my way to a relatively important interview when I realized that I'd forgotten to put on antiperspirant. Once seated, I was so nervous that I started sweating profusely under my light blue shirt, and by the end of the whole ordeal I had huge sweat stains under my armpits, down to my elbows. FML
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
Today, I have come to the point in my life where I need to Google how to stop excessive back sweat. FML
Today, it's so insanely hot that no matter how often I shower or use deodorant the smell of my armpits makes me feel physically sick. FML
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Today, I realised in the middle of my shift how useless my deodorant is in the stifling heatwave spreading through my country. It's no longer effective against my awful B.O., which is a problem because I'm a mascot, and my costume traps the smell inside like a portable toilet. FML
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
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lolmigosh 15
You should see a doctor
Despereaux 15
Hey, it's alright. They probably think you're getting it for a girlfriend or wife anyways.
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perdix 29
Get a job as a sauna attendant and your sweating will be normal. It's cheaper and safer that getting botulism toxin injected into you.
ShittyBikes 6
*adds that to the list of acronyms/word shortenings I know Thanks Perdix!
GEFStryker 29
Pick up a bottle of Drysol. I suffer from hyperhydrosis myself, and that stuff works amazing.
jrock9093 18
I'm skinny and sweat profusely but I would never do that if your working out its good to sweat all the toxins and water weight out but yeah it's funny you do that whatever makes you comfy
suplarai 12
It's fine man, don't worry about being judged
RonnieG 10
I had the exact same problem. there's this stuff called Certain Dry. I bought it at Walmart in the deodorant aisle. I worked for me. Give it a try.
Altar_fml 2
Follow these steps carefully. 1. Go to the Pharmacy 2. Ask for this product called Driclor 3. Follow instructions on the bottle and use it for a few days, maybe weeks. 4. Thank god that he sent me to you to tell you this.
supertacowaffle 41
I used dricolor and it burned like hell, reeked and didn't minimize anything :/ it can cause reactions in a lot of people cos it is so strong.
blackonblight 32
I'm a tiny woman and my nervous sweat means I soak through the underarms of my shirts every day, even with the extra strength deodorant. Even in winter. It sucks, but I've actually had better luck with a dusting of corn starch and cinnamon, so long as I keep the underarms hairless. Still makes a mess on the clothes, but I'd rather avoid harsh chemicals.
perdix 29
Yet another cinnamon challenge I won't be trying!
RedPillSucks 31
You don't want to smell like a Danish?
blackonblight 32
Only a little cinnamon mixed with the corn starch. I mean, you can use whatever to scent it you like, as long as its a powder, but I liked the holiday spice. I'm guessing garlic powder probably wouldn't be the best choice.
ahd94 21
Try sweat block. I order mine online but I recently discovered they sell it at my local walmart
quixpix2 1
Try a product called drysol. Works wonders! I used to sweat a ton. Get it at your local pharmacy (off the shelf). If it isn't sold in Australia, you might have to try amazon.
summerld 1
love that shit... i only wore black shirts until i got some
kittycatdex 8
don't they sell them on amazon? but you probably should see a doctor about it!